Do better, Mr. Stark.

2 - Deal

Mr. Stark:
Peter Benjamin Parker

Kid:
Mr. Stark?!

Is everything okay?

Mr. Stark:
No it is not

Wanna tell me why you hacked your suit?

Kid:
Uh

I... didn't?

Mr. Stark:
How is it possible to be a terrible liar ON TEXT

Kid:
I promise at first I just wanted to see it I could do it

Turns out I could!

Which is pretty awesome you'll have to admit

Anyways

I just didn't want to be treated like a kid all the time

I'm like super responsible Mr. Stark

And I can handle the suit like a pro

Mr. Stark:
If you were super responsible you wouldn't
be hurt as frequently as you are

Kid:
What?!

How do you know about that

Uh

I mean, why do you think that? I'm
perfectly fine

Mr. Stark:
Stop trying, your girlfriend told me

Kid:
Girlfriend?

Mr. Stark:
That MJ kid

Kid:
Mr. Stark she is not my girlfriend!!

Mr. Stark:
That's not the topic we are discussing

Kid:
But she's not!

Mr. Stark:
Keep telling yourself that

What I want to talk about is why you don't
TALK TO ME when you're in trouble

Kid:
I don't want to bother you

You've been super busy with getting the
Avengers back together and all that

Why would you waste your precious time on saving my ass

Mr. Stark:
First off all, language.

Secondly, you are NOT a bother kid. Jesus why would you let yourself suffer from god knows what kinds of dangerous wounds instead of asking for help

I'm literally a billionaire

I can get you all the help in the world

Kid:
I promise it's not that serious, I have super-healing!

Mr. Stark:
I don't want to hear it

Please just tell me from now on. Deal?

Kid:
Deal, Mr. Stark.

Thank you, really

Though it's not at all necessary!!!

Mr. Stark:
Shush now

We still on for Friday?

Kid:
Friday...?

Mr. Stark:
Internship?

Kid:
Oh my god of course

So sorry

Yes yes we are

I'll be there

Sorry for spamming

Mr. Stark:
Stop apologizing

Just be there

And call me when you need
help. That's all I'm asking

Kid:
Will do :)