Avengers Groupchat
Clint:
Are we going to talk about
the mouse in the room?
Bucky:
THERE IS A MOUSE?
Fuck no
Somebody kill it. Now.
Sam:
Aren't you literally a super soldier
with a history of mass murder
Nat:
Shut up Sam
As if you wouldn't jump on a
table if you saw a mouse
Also great job bringing up
people's traumatic pasts dipshit
Clint:
...
Protective wife mode activated
Steve:
Buck you're married?!
Why did I not know about this.
Bucky:
I'm not Steve.
I think you would've noticed.
Nat:
Someone tell me where the
mouse is, I'll take care of it.
Rhodey:
What do you mean "take care of it"?
Just take it outside or something geez
Clint:
THERE IS NO MOUSE GUYS
I meant FIGURATIVELY
Like "the elephant in the room" but
it's a mouse because he's so small
Bruce:
Oh you mean Peter?
Sam:
Who the hell is Peter
Bucky:
The literal CHILD in our med bay
Bruce:
And how do you know Peter?
Bucky:
I'm not stupid. I can put
two and two together.
Clint:
So was I right? Is he Tony's love child?
Tony:
For the last time
I. Do. Not. Have. A. Love. Child.
Jesus Katniss
Gimme some credit
Nat:
Credit for... using protection?
Tony:
I mean... yes?
Nat:
Wow.
High standards tin can.
Clint:
Can we stay on topic????
Why is there a child in the med
bay and where did you find him
And why did Bruce of all people get
to meet him first
Bruce:
"of all people"?
Tony:
Because Brucie here is an excellent doctor.
Nat:
And a doctor was needed because...
Tony:
Because Peter was hurt.
Steve:
Hurt how?
Tony:
...
shot
Sam:
WHAT THE FUCK
Steve:
Language.
Clint:
HE LOOKED LIKE HE's 12 YEARS OLD
Tony:
He is 16 thank you very much
Rhodey:
Wow look at you remembering ages and all
Tony:
Right? I have the best memory
Clint:
Yeah? When's my birthday?
Tony:
...
Clint:
That's what I thought.
Bruce:
I hate to interrupt, but Peter is
asking for you Tony
Tony:
HE'S AWAKE?
I'm coming
Sam:
Guys...
Since when does Tony care about people
Steve:
I was asking myself the same
thing. When I got shot he said
"Cry me a river" and left...
Clint:
I wanna meet that Peter
Rhodey:
I don't think that's a good idea...
Clint:
Nat?
Nat:
On it.
YOU ARE READING
Do better, Mr. Stark.
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