21 - Asgardian Ale

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Avengers Groupchat

Tony:
Wanna tell me why I was just alerted
about two Avengers throwing a tantrum
in a high school?

Peter's high school, by the
way. what the hell guys.

Steve:
It wasn't me this time Tony, I swear

Rhodey:
"This time"??

Sam:
Let's just say Cap does not
condone underage drug abuse.

Steve:
I do not condone ANY drug abuse!

I just taught those kids a lesson, that's all.

Clint:
Well that doesn't sound creepy at all

Tony:
Guy seriously, stay on track

Manchurian Candidate, Nat. Explain.

Bucky:
We're out with Peter, leave us alone

Nat:
We'll talk about this later.

Tony:
You can't just kidnap him from school
whenever you want to you idiots

He already flunked his history test
because of patrol, don't ruin his education.

Clint:
What a dad

Tony:
I swear to god Legolas

Clint:
Sorry

Peter:
How dare you bring up that history test >:(

I'm totally fine Tony I promise

Tony:
You better be.

***

(Private chat)

Mr. Dad:
Kid

kid

kid

kid

Pete?

Hello?

Kid:
I'm here

Mr. Dad:
Great. I'm calling you.

Kid:
Huh?

*incoming video call from Mr. Dad*

Before Peter could come up with an excuse - because he was WAY too awkward for phone calls, let alone video chats - Tony's face popped up on his screen. He must have hacked his phone, typical. Peter made a mental note to redo that later.

"Pete?"

"Yeah, uh... hi?"

"We've got some talking to do."

"You could've just texted me!""

"Nah, I wanted to see your guilt-ridden face."

"Wait what? Why would I feel guilty?"

"Wanna tell me why I had to find out that you're being bullied from Bucky?"

"..."

Tony sighed. This kid would be the death of him.

"Kid, you know that you can tell me anything, right?"

"Y-yeah! Of course."

"Then why don't you?"

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