Do better, Mr. Stark.

18 - Behaving

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Peter:
Everyone listen up

This is serious business and
I need all of you to focus

Bruce:
Are you okay? Should I get the med bay ready?

Peter:
Oh, no that's not it Mr. Banner, thanks though!

Tony:
Why do you sound like Pirate Boy right now

Real bossy of you kid

Steve:
Let him be Tony

How can we help?

Peter:
As you all know, my friends will be
attending this lovely facility today

Clint:
Why are u talking all high strung

Sam:
What's happening?

Peter:
Guyssss do you ever listen to me? :(

My friends are coming over. Today. In an hour.

Tony:
Geez, catch up already people

Peter:
...

You still call my best friend Ted

Tony:
Continue.

Peter:
Anyways, back onto our topic.

I will not tolerate any pranks/bamboozles/embarrassing stories/making fun of me today

Pls

Steve:
We would never!

Sam:
Nah Steve don't make promises we can't keep

Bucky:
Why is this so important kid? As if you would ever have to be embarrassed in front of Ned, he's your best friend

Tony:
And how do you know Ted?

Peter:
Ned..

Nat:
Buck and I have been picking
Peter up from school a lot.

Tony:
Okay seriously, WHEN is this happening and WHAT have you done with Happy

I swear to god if my head of security is
tied up in a basement right now -

Nat:
Whatever

Pete, what's the deal?

Bruce:
Clint has been awfully quiet

Clint:
That's because Clint is a genius

Rhodey:
That's debatable

Clint:
And for that, I won't tell you what I found out.

Nat:
Yes you will.

Clint:
Yes, I will.

Dear Petey boy, will - by chance - the
infamous MJ attend your gathering today?

Sam:
Now you're the one talking all weird

Just use normal people words geez

Clint:
You're ruining all the fun :(

Now, Peter?

Peter:
Why would you do this to me.

Yes, MJ may or may not be coming too

Tony:
I have to go.

Peter:
Huh???

*Pepper joined the chat*

Pepper:
Hate to interrupt whatever you were talking about, but would anyone be willing to explain why in gods name Tony just ran out of a meeting screaming "I have to prepare!" ???

This was a serious meeting for fucks sake

Peter:
Hi Ms. Potts!

Pepper:
Oh shit

**shoot

Forget that I used that word.

Hi sweetheart! Didn't know you were in here!
How are you? Feeling better?

Peter:
Feeling great, thank you! My
friends are coming over in a bit :)

Clint:
Not friendS plural

Just one friend,

and one girlfriend ;)

Pepper:
Pete you have a girlfriend?! Tony never tells me anything!

Peter:
I DON'T

Actually, I was just telling the team
to behave today

*cough cough* CLINT.

Clint:
Yeah yeah

Steve:
Don't worry Peter, we will be on our best behavior!

Pepper:
I'll keep them in check for you hun

Peter:
Thanks guys, you're the best!