The three amigos
Peter:
The time has come
MJ:
Oh god
Ned:
The time to do what?
Peter:
To publicly shame MJ.
Ned:
whut
MJ:
Drama Queen much?
Peter:
eXCUSE ME
That was so humiliating for me >_<
MJ:
AGAIN WITH THE EMOTICONS
Ned:
I think they're cool Peter
Peter:
Thanks Ned!
Anyways
Was that really necessary MJ
like REALLY
MJ:
It was and you know it Parker
Ned:
I am confusion
MJ:
...
Ned:
America EXPLAIN
Peter:
MJ went all protective on me and told Mr. Stark to take better care of me :/
Ned:
Oh halleluja
Thank you for your service queen m
MJ:
You're welcome.
Peter:
NED WHAT THE HECK WHOSE
SIDE ARE YOU ON
Ned:
I'm on the side where you don't call me in the middle of the night asking if I know how to stich up a gun wound
I am emotionally SCARRED
MJ:
Same here
Peter:
Aww you guys care about meeee ^_^
MJ:
Don't let it get to your head loser
Ned:
You guys are so cute
Peter:
I will murder you
Ned:
No you won't
Peter:
...
yeah
MJ:
I will
Ned:
....
aNYWAYS
Peter!
Does that mean Iron Man is like your bodyguard now?
Peter:
Sure feels like it ._.
Ned:
AWESOME DUDE
Peter:
meh
Ned:
WDYM MEH
IT'S TONY STARK
Peter:
But he's overdoing it!
Like... yeah sure I was shot and that's
not great but it's still MY gun shot wound,
stay out of it :(
MJ:
YOU WERE SHOT AGAIN?
Jesus Christ Parker we can't leave you alone for five seconds
Ned:
Dang MJ used capital letters
This shit serious
Peter:
Yeah well I guess the cool thing is that I
get to spend more time with him
And...
Ned:
What
Peter:
Promise you won't freak out
Ned:
I can do that.
Peter:
I kind of got to know the Avengers?
Ned:
YOU WHAT
WHEN HOW WHO
well I already know who
BUT WHEN AND HOW
Peter:
Yesterday! I don't actually know how,
I was just kind of added into the group chat
Oh and Mr. Banner says hi!
Ned:
...
MJ:
Great job, you broke Ned.
Peter:
Come on man you said you
wouldn't freak out :(
Ned:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
MY NEST FRUEND IS BASICSLLY AN AVENGER ANND THE DR BNNER INDURECTLY GREETEF ME
MJ:
Wow, there were SO many typos in
that short message.
Get it together dude
Ned:
You know what I mean tho! :(
Peter:
I guess it's kinda awesome
MJ:
Why are you so calm about it
anyways, you're usually only MILDLY
less hysterical than Ned
Peter:
Oh I already had my freak out
May thought she had to call an exorcist
Ned:
That's the Peter I know!
Peter:
Oh my god guys I'm so late
Frick
I'm supposed to be at Stark Tower like NOW
Ned:
STARK. TOWER.
Peter:
Y'know what I'll just swing there
Ttyl! :*
MJ:
Don't swing and text!
Ned:
Adorable
MJ:
Shut up
YOU ARE READING
Do better, Mr. Stark.
FanfictionPeter (a victim of his so-called "Parker Luck") finds himself in dangerous situations as Spider-Man all the time. He would never dream of asking Mr. Stark - his mentor - for help though. Being fed up with Peter getting himself hurt every five secon...
