3 - A child?

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Kid:
About that offer...

Mr. Stark:
Finally taking me up on my dating advice huh

Kid:
Uh

No

The other offer?

The help in case of emergency one

Mr. Stark:
What is it?

Kid:
I kinda got stabbed?

Mr. Stark:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN KINDA

Kid:
Like full-on stabbed

Actualkx i migjt blerd out

Mr. Stark:
What???

Are you okay?!

Kid:
Sorry sorry the blood covered my screen

I said I might bleed out

*_*

Mr. Stark:
Did you just take the time and
energy TO USE A FUCKING EMOTICON

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU

Kid:
Geez watch your profanities...

Mr. Stark:
Oh hell no

Where are you kid I'm coming up get you

I can't believe you got hurt AGAIN

Hello???

Kid

Are you there?

PETER

That's it I'm tracking you

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Avengers Groupchat

Clint:
Did anyone else see Tony take
off in his suit just now

Nat:
Sure that wasn't just a bird? He
hasn't left his lab in like three days

Clint:
Excuse you, I think I know
what a frickin bird looks like

Bucky:
You are one after all

Sam:
Lmao

Bucky:
You too birdbrain

Nat:
Normall I would totally get into this but
seriously guys what's going on with Tony

Steve:
He has left the building Nat!

Nat:
Yeah no shit

But why

Steve:
Language..

Bruce:
Guys I think he's back

Is he... holding a child?

Clint:
Oh god something tells me Tony has some
kind of love child he didn't tell us about

Rhodey:
Pretty sure I'd know about that

Nat:
For gods sake let's just check

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