blackpink x femreader oneshots

enemies? part 1(rosé)

a/n: part of the storyline is taken and inspired by the book 'some girls do' by jennifer dugan.

"You have everything don't you?"
"Yes!"
"Your lunch money?"
"Yes!"
"Your schedule?"
"Oh my god, YES!'
"Okay okay sorry.Im probably more nervous about this than you are.Ill see you after school okay?" My sister, jisoo says.I nod and smile a little. jisoo. Shes the only person i love with my whole heart.Our mom was okay but we never really get to see her since shes so busy working all the time.and our dad? well he just upped and left. a deadbeat, basically. so jisoo,being the older sibling probably felt some kind of protective instinct or something since she acts like parent for me.

"what would mom say right now?" she asked.
" i dont know? i love you? have a good day?' i guessed.
jisoo smiles and reaches out to ruffle my hair.
"i love you.have a good day."
"Jisoo you're taking this obsessive parenting thing a little too seriously."
"I just don't wanna mess up! you're still a baby you know? so young." jisoo says, pretending to wipe her eyes.
"jisoo im seventeen." i groan
The car behind us beeps. jisoo yelps.
"Someone didn't have their coffee today. anyways ill be fine don't worry chu ill see you at home." i wave and dart out of the car door before she can stop me.
I look around, nervous it was after all my first day.Hordes of students bustle past me. A group of boys push past me, laughing obnoxiously. i shift my backpack higher on my shoulders.-or at least i try to, which is exactly when i realize its missing.shit.

At this point, jisoos at the other side of the parking lot. i didnt know what to do, so i followed my instinct , i ran after her. I dart through the parking lot, weaving through rows of cars in an attempt to get to the school's exit. i was almost there when i heard the sound of a loud horn and the screech of brakes which makes me freeze immediately.
There, inches away from my hip, is the bumper of a very shiny and very expensive looking black bugatti. a fucking bugatti. who in the fuck drives a bugatti to school.
"Dammit!" if it werent for this stupidly fancy car i know i definitely would've made it.Now im gonna be late.
"What is wrong with you?!" i whirl around, slamming my hands on the hood of the car.
"Watch where you're going!"
I look up and glare at the no doubt rich macho asshole driving this expensive as fuck car and i am struck with a pair of pretty brown eyes instead- which promptly narrow and glare back at me.
"Excuse me? You're the one running through the middle of a parking lot." a girl hops out of her car and shoved me back to inspect her car hood. in this moment i take her in. she was wearing a strapless black dress with a blazer and fishnets. and she was clutching a ysl bag. who the fuck is this girl and how does she dress like this without being dress-coded?! she looks like she came right our of mean girls but like, classier.
"I swear to god this model is my favorite if theres even a scratch on it i will sue you for everything you have and kill everything you love." she hisses
"You could've killed me!"
"It would've been your fault if i did." She says nonchalantly. She bends down so that we're eye to eye "and where were you going? in case you haven't noticed schools the other way."
and oh no..shes hot. and before i know it my brain is making an unhelpful list of things i should absolutely not be wondering about..like how it would feel to have her hands around my neck and oh my god i am a creep.
i must've blanked out because she waves her hands in front of my face.
"Hello! i asked you a question bitch." And yes that was helpful, please keep being an entitled asshole.
"i left my bag in the car. i was trying to catch up to my sister before she left."
"why didnt you just call her?" she stares pointedly at the phone peeping our of my pocket.
"I don't know! I don't do well under pressure okay!" i exclaim
"Yeah ,well, don't run here. this is a parking lot. for parking." she says putting heavy emphasis on parking. as if i didn't know that already.
"It was an emergency." i shot at her
the girl huffs.
"Well you're lucky there are no scratches from you punching my-"
"I did not punch your car. i very lightly pressed my hands against in frustration." i say.
"Sure. Well, the good news is all its gonna cost you is a car wash to get your grubby hand prints off the hood." she flashes her pearly whites in a mean smile that should not make my stomach flip onto the floor but absolutely does. and seriously? seriously?! can i for once not be mildly attracted to someone who looks like they could eat me for dinner without batting an eye.
"I am not paying for you to wash your car just because i touched it."
she shrugs and walks back to her still-open car door.
"It was worth a shot. shes due for one anyway."
And now my mouth pops open in annoyance.
"Worth a shot?Are you- You almost killed me and then try to scam me into paying for a car wash that you're already getting?And you're someone rich enough to drive a bugatti to school! What kind of monster are you?" i demand
"The kind that didnt forget her backpack and isnt going to be late for homeroom." she says sweetly before sliding into her car and reversing down the row. and i am absolutely stunned at this woman's audacity.
"Asshole!" I yell, flipping her off with both hands for good measure. but she just laughs.
i sigh , accepting defeat and call jisoo.