blackpink x femreader oneshots

she like likes you (lisa)

"jisoo unnie you're soooooo pretty. i love you sooo much. lemme kiss you." you slur as you make grabby hands at one of your best friends, jisoo and attempt to smooch her.
jisoo rolls her eyes and tilts her head out of the way as you do so. because, you're drunk. like really drunk. after a few drinks, you decided to collapsed onto jisoos lap and cling onto her like a barnacle, insistently trying to kiss her neck or face which ,evidently she did not seem to appreciate much.
"jen! call lisa to pick this kid up. i'm never drinking with her again." she complained. jennies laughs, but her laughter seems to be drowned out by the loud thumping music in the background.
"i know. i knew this would happen. i called lisa earlier she's on her way." jennie had to shout slightly to get her message across.
  everything was kind of hazy to you. it was like you were half asleep and your consciousness was ebbing in and out. jisoo didn't know how much more of you she could tolerate your unstable personality.but it's a good thing they had lalisa manoban. ,your knight in shining armor. see, jennie and jisoo loved to party they loved to live life to the fullest and meet as many people as they could. you were exactly the same. so, the three if you would make perfect drinking buddies right? well, there was just  one very distinct feature that set you and the two girls apart. the girls could handle their alcohol. they could keep it down. you however turned red and drunk only after a couple of drinks. which was why when the three of you went out together, you would always be the one going home early.
lisa strode in, rolling up her jacket sleeves, grinning.
"yo whatsup. how's our dear old y/n/n?" she teased.
jisoo rolled her eyes again as she tried to push you off her. while jennie stood aside, very helpfully, snapping photos.
"noooo unnie you're making me leave? you can't make me leave! that's SO MEAN. you're SO MEAN . i hate you guys. if you really love me then yo- " you break off and jump back when you realized lisa had come up behind you.
"come on y/n. im taking you home." she explains but you still look taken aback.
"yikes! who is this stranger. i don't know you. somebody told me not to go home with strange creepy people."
at this point, jisoo looked ready, and willing, to drop kick you. who knew you were drunk to the point you couldn't even recognize your band member.
lisa on the other hand, was biting her lip trying not to conceal her laughter.
"its alright guys. i got this. im a pro at this."

jennie rolls her eyes, laughing as she guides jisoo away from the two of you. but she stops to blow you a kiss and wave. to which you very enthusiastically wave back.
"buh-bye hunny. we'll see you at home." jennie cooed as jisoo rolled her eyes for the umpteenth time.
"y/n. im lisa. im not a stranger." lisa clarified as she grabbed both of shoulders, making you look her in the eye.
you squint at her, trying to see if she was lying.
"well...you do look alike. do you know her? isnt she so pretty??? and cool and funny and nice?? she always looks so cool at dance practice. my heart kinda flutters when i see her cuz shes so cool you know?" you sigh dreamily, closing your eyes for a brief second as you reminisce about the sweet girl.
lisa laughs at you.
"really now? is that what you think of her?" she asked and you nod confidently and turn to answer her.
"hey! lisa! unnie! you're here!! you know whats totally weird??? some girl that totally looked like you came up to me and tried to kidnap me. and jennie and jisoo just left me with her?? but it's okay. i took care of it myself. plus also we were just talking about you!!" you ramble.
lisa giggles, your crazy drunk antics never failed to bring a smile to her face.
lisa plays along, nodding and smiling as she listened to you tell her the entire story.
"wow. that was great y/n. im just so insanely proud of you.but we gotta get home now, okay?"
she asks in a tone that you would to a kid but at the moment, you fit right into that role. because when y/n y/l/n drinks, her mental capacity is comparable to that of a marshmallows.
you nod and reach out take her hand as she led you to the car.

lisa takes you home safe and sound, as always. offers you pain killers, as always.
helps you change into one of her hoodies, as always. but other than that, today, theres something different.
theres a buzzing tension in the air as lisa tucks you in. her heart beats a little too quickly when you cling onto her for extra warmth. something about you just made her feel at home.
lisa always knew you were special. shes known that for years. you met when you were 15 and she was 16 as trainees for yg.lisa knew the moment you took her hand and became her first friend at the place that she wanted to just take you and keep you in her pocket forever.
"stop moving. its ticklish." she murmured , squeezing your hip. her long legs were wrapped around you while her arms hugged your hip and lower back. your face was snuggled comfortably on her chest but you kept moving up to nudge her neck.
"sorryy you just smell really good unnie..." you sigh happily as you inhale her scent.  her perfume  was musky and her hair smelt citrusy and sweet. your drunken self was seriously trying your very best not to bite her right there. not in a sexy kind of way. more like the kind of thing where shampoo smells really good and you really really wanna eat it but you cant.
lisa chuckles under her breath, which she finds shes doing all the time when shes with you, and says :
"mm okay then. goodnight y/n. sweet dreams."
"goodnight lisa :))"

the next morning, when you open your eyes, you see lisa brown ones are already staring at you. how long had she been watching you?
"unnie?" you laugh. lisa eyes widen and she turns around, hiding her face.
"sorry." she said, though it sounded muffled.
"you're pretty."
you beam at her.
"you're more pretty lisa ." you tug at lisa under the covers to get her to face you again. when she does, you shimmy up to touch your nose against hers.
"thanks for taking care of me. i love you." you whisper.
"i love you too." lisa whispered back.
you beam once more and peck her quickly on the lips while you're at it. before you can see lisas reaction, you slide out of bed into the toilet.

lisa, on the other hand is freaking out. it was like her heart and her mind were battling thoughts.
y/ns just affectionate she kisses everyone all the time.
not on the lips though? how many times has she done that to you again?
she probably just sees me as a super best friend or something. and its normal. i dont like her that much.
ugh. i wanna kiss her again.
following this train of thought, lisa trails you quietly into the bathroom. her thoughts were wrecking her and once she thought about it, this wasn't the only time. she could never concentrate in practice anymore because she was too busy looking to see what you were doing. and even if she did manage to learn something or another, she would just forget it again. could never get anything done.  so, she came to a conclusion. she had to get it out of her system. so a few days later, she decided to confess.

"y/n?"
"mmhm?"
"i like you."
you furrow your brows smiling at her.
"i like you too lis. you're awesome."
"no. i like like you."
as soon as lisa said that, she felt relieved. she finally got it out and over with. but now, she looks over at you nervously. would this ruin your dynamic?
"me?" you squeak and turn around to check if there was anyone behind you. even if she did specify your name at the start it was kind of hard to believe you managed to pull someone you thought was completely out of your league.
"unfortunately yes." she sighed jokingly. lisa knew how to read your body language. at this point of the conversation she was sure you liked her back.

"no."

"way!" you scream and jump onto her.
"really? you're not kidding me?" your head bops back and forth as you inspect her facial features.
lisa smiles softly, her heart bursting as she leaned forward to smooch you all over your face, leaving her lipstick prints everywhere. but you didn't mind. not one bit.

" i like like you too."

a/n: where are you from?