My lion and I cruised out of America in my expensive racecar. On the run from the cops, I was relieved when we successfully crossed the border into Canada.
I like it here in the north it's real cold and there's ice everywhere. Those chilling flakes of precipitation that normies call, "snow" are present quite often, the clouds that send them down blocking the sun most of the time. But I think I'd have to say my absolute favorite thing about it up here are the Unicorn Pop-Tarts.

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Short StoryI have a class that demands I write a story according to a prompt every week and I'm behind, so I figured posting them on here might help encourage me to get my shit done. I've already finished and turned in weeks 1 and 2, so we're skipping those. ...