2-16: Fire Wyrms Feast (Spider 48)

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Spider 48:

Karada: "Mahaha! You guys were formidable enemies, I will admit that. You managed to hurt and scare me pretty badly. Certainly, it was a battle suitable to be called mortal combat. However, your efforts to defeat me are all in vain for I, Karada, shall crave your defeat into your bodies!"

Is it just me or...

Majikku: Yeah, she lost it, rest in peace, Karada.

I won't forget you!

Majikku: Hey, you think they got cup noodles in this world?

Did you seriously already forget about Karada?

Majikku: Who?

Karada: Hey! Enough with the bullying!

Eh!? You regained your sanity!?

Karada: You proved it possible to do that when you snapped out of yandere mode. Aren't you supposed to be the smart one here?!

Majikku: So you admit to being dumb?

Pfft, lmao.

Karada: Nai wa...Whatever!...And there! It's finally done!

Majikku: That sure took forever, like, longer than the battle.

Sure feels that way, not that we can tell without a clock.

Karada: You think that was bad? Try being the one doing the descaling!

Me & Majikku: But I refuse!

Karada: Eh!?

You picked the role of Karada to give me the 'lesser' job of Interu.

Majikku: And you foolishly dismissed Magic, and me along with it.

Karada: Right, right, the karma police are here.

Still, thank you for your hard work.

Majikku: Nai wa, but yeah, thanks, I guess.

Karada: Thank you! Thank you!

Well me, myself and I, time to eat!

Karada: I am so gonna say 'This is de-fucking-licious!' when we eat the Fire Wyrm!

Majikku: Don't jinx it. We don't know how the Fire Wyrm actually tastes.

Karada: Num num num...Um...strange...

It's tasteless, like whitefish.

Majikku: It has potential, if we add soy sauce to it.

Karada: Does this world even have soy sauce?

Probably not, most isekai worlds are set in the mediaeval era.

And remembering the Humans we have encountered before, the technology of this world probably hasn't reached the Industrial Revolution age yet.

Shame, I honestly would prefer a steampunk world to be isekai'd into.

Having grown up on that show about talking steam locos, I always wanted to live in the era of steam, watching those majestic iron workhorses at work.

I wonder if I should try introducing the tech from my world to this one...

Y'know, make our dreams reality ourselves?

What do you guys think?

Karada: Nai wa, now I want soy sauce! Damn it! A Japanese person can't live without it!

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