𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 ♥

nsfw alphabet

a = aftercare (what they're like after sex)

kai doesn't do aftercare. he doesn't do a lot of romantic things, but he definitely does not do aftercare. kai has trouble expressing himself when it comes to being romantic. hence, his love language is not at all cuddles after sex. kai will honestly just pull out of you after he believes he has gotten you pregnant and then leave you without another word. he's trash when it comes to aftercare. (frankly, kai is trash when it comes to a lot of things, but you probably don't want to hear me rant about him rn.)

b = body part (their body of theirs and their partner's that they like)

kai loves your tits, pussy, and ass. he probably makes it into an abbreviation for them and usually uses it when explaining his favorite parts of women. kai calls it p.a.t. to his cult members. and every time he talks about it, you either lightly laugh because you feel awkward, or you go into the other room and spit into his manwich.

what drew you to kai was his blue hair in a man-bun. though it's primarily greasy and gross, you can't help but love it. every once in a while, kai will let you play with his hair, and he only lets you wash it, brush it, and cut it.

c = cum (anything to do with cum; basically i'm nasty)

kai only comes inside of you. he wants to get you pregnant with his messiah baby, and cumming inside of you is a huge power move, in his opinion. he simply refused to pull out of your cunt until his seed is settled.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

kai sometimes has trouble getting hard. he doesn't like to talk about it at all. like no one knows but you. i can imagine it happening once with you, and the turd fucking loses it. kai probably blames it on you or something and may even hurt you. but i can imagine the idea of hitting you gets him hard, so like right after he does hit you. kai won't have trouble any longer.

e = experience (how experience are they? do they know what they're doing?)

kai didn't really start fucking until the end of his college experience. he was a virgin for most of his college years, and the first time he hooks up with someone, it was so fleeting, and he ended up cumming way too early. the girl probably laughed at him too cause she was tipsy. honestly, it did not help his opinion on women whatsoever. basically, it was messy. after all that, he got better with random hookups. kai is more about getting pleasure rather than giving pleasure. he's a selfish lover in truth. but! when it comes to you, kai actually puts effort into getting you off sometimes.

f = favorite positions (this goes without saying)

kai honestly spends hours studying how to get you pregnant online just cause he's trying to have his messiah baby. he definitely likes positions where you are on your stomach and not facing him. but that doesn't mean kai does not like eye contact during sex. nope, that's his favorite he probably does pinky-powers with you sometimes during sex just cause. honestly, kai truly just wants to get his dick as deep as he can into you, so he genuinely doesn't care if you're comfortable during sex.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

kai is never goofy in general. it's right to assume he wouldn't be goofy during sex. nope. kai is always serious as he's fucking you. he probably gives you a blank expression the whole time during sex. or he's too expressive, and each thrust he gives you is killer.

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

kai doesn't trim his pubes. i can see kai dying his pubes blue, to be honest. it's just such a kai thing, you know.