Day 3: Screaming Calendars- DreamTeam = Crack
CW
Cursing
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// Third Person POV //
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"I can't wait to see what I got!"
"Same!!"
"I triple that-"
Dream was the first one to open his secret Santa gift.
"Oh- a calendar with discs-
Thanks!"
Next was SapNap.
"IT'S! Oh. A calendar with fire on it-
Thanks-"
Lastly was George.
"Hmm, it's a calendar. With Dreams face on it.
I know for a fact this was you Dream.
"You don't know that."
"But, I got Sapnap the calendar."
"WHY DID WE ALL GET EACH OTHER CALENDARS?"
"CAUSE WE'RE SHIT AT BUYING GIFTS!"
"Why would you buy me a calendar? I sleep all the fucking time."
"I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE IT-"
"AND I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE THE DISCS!"
"I WANT THE REAL THINGS! NOT THE CALENDAR VERSION!!"
"WELL DO FUCK YOURSELF THAN BITCHHH"
"WHY DO THAT WHEN I HAVE GOGY"
"HE'S ASLEEP!!"
"IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WHAT THE FUCKKK"
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-Word Count: 125-
Something just made a loud noise outside-
I hope you all have an amazing Day/Afternoon/Night
Make sure you eat and drink your holy water >:]
Also don't know who needs to hear this but-
Take the break and enjoy it.
Now-
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