DSMP OneShots

We're Gonna Kill Santa Claus

This was suggested to me by ccpier83 
Also known as my mother-
Say hi :]

CW
Murder
Blood
Mentioned alcohol
Cursing
(I think that's all?)

This is a family Sbi story with
Quackbur + Fundy
Beeduo + Michael
and Shroud + Yogurt. 

Is this a lot of characters? Mhm :]
Phil
Techno
Tommy
Wilbur
Quackity
Fundy
Tubbo
Ranboo
Michael
Shroud
Yogurt.

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// Narrator POV //
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Wait-
WE'RE DOING THIS AGAIN??
They're just gonna interrupt me like last time!

FUCK YOU I MADE THE 4TH WALL-

Cough cough

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Phil was standing in front of the Christmas tree hanging up some last-minute ornaments while Tommy was showing Techno things on his phone.

"Can you remind me why we're-"
Techno started but was cut off.

"Because they're a part of the family"
Phil glanced back at Techno and then back at the tree.

"But why h-"
Techo tried to question but was cut off again.

"Because he's gonna be a part of the family and as far as I'm concerned he already is so don't push it please."
Phil took a deep breath not wanting to fight on Christmas eve.

"Fine, but I'm not gonna like it-"
Techno rolled his eyes and slouched on the couch.

"That's fine... just don't try to kill anyone."

"No promises-"

"Blade- were you paying attention."
Tommy glared at Techno raising a brow
"No."
He responded pulling out his phone.

"Rudeee-"

"Bother Wil with it when he gets here."

"But he's not gonna pay attention to ittt"
Tommy complained crossing his arms and slouching down on the couch.

"Can I see?"
Shroud crawled up on the couch looking down at Tommy.
"YEAH!"

Tommy showed Shroud the videos he was gonna show Techno if he had been paying attention.
A few minutes later the doorbell rang and there was a soft knock on the door.
(Vibrant Eys is playing <33)

"I GOT ITTT"
Tommy shouted jumping off the couch and running to the front door leaving Shroud with his phone.

Tommy swung the door open where Tubbo and Ranboo were standing, Tubbo held Michael on his hip smiling up at Tommy. (Squidward nose is playing... send help-) 

"BEE BOY, ENDER BOY!" (Teenage Culture- Takes notes)
Tommy shouted greeting his friends.

"TOMMY!!"
Toby smiled getting a better hold of Michael.
"Hey, Toms!"
Ranboo was holding a stack of gifts that they could hardly see over.

"Come in boys!"
Tommy opened the door more allowing The three to enter the house.