Day 24: All I Want For Christmas~ - Quackbur = Crack
(Me with August <3)
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// Quackity POV //
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"Wilbur. What the fuck do you want."
I glared at him, pitching my nose bridge.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIII~"
"... what?"
"Don't want a lot for Christmasss~"
"Uhm... good... for you?"
"Thereeee is just one thing I~ needd~"
"..... Ooookay?"
"I don't care about the presants~"
"What??"
"Underneath the Christmas tree~"
"What Christmas tree?.... Are you drunk-"
"I just want you for my own~"
".... w-what.."
"MOREEE than you could Ever know~"
"Are you fucking drunk..."
"MAKE my Wish Come TRUuuUUUuUEEEeeEEeEE~"
"Wil? Are you drunk."
"All I want... for ChristmaAAaaaAaas..."
"Isn't Christmas tomorrow?"
"IiIIIiiIIIIiSsssSSSsSs~"
"Why do I care-"
"YouuuUUUUuuUuUUUUuu~"
"... you want me?"
"Yeah-"
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"Wilbur, how drunk are you?"
"Very-"
"Fundy told you to go fuck yourself, huh."
"How'd you know?"
"Lucky guess-"
"You wanna fu-"
"Your drunk ass? No."
"AaaAaAaaaWWwWwwww~"
"...... you can.... come in my house? I guess."
"ReEeEEeEAaaALlLLYYyY~"
"If you drink water then yes."
"thhAaaAnNNkKKk YyyoooOoUuUu DdDduUuUcCccyYy~"
"Don't get used to it-"
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-Word Count: 118-
Christmas eve~~
HOW THE FUCKKKKKKK
I hope you all have a wonderful Day/Afternoon/Night
Make sure you eat something and drink your holy water :D
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