DSMP OneShots

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TW
F slur (it's censored but just know)

CW
Cheating
Lime
Strip Clubs
Fundy knows way too much-
Sally's a bitch.
Cursing

~Mommy don't know Daddy's getting hot
at the Body Shop, doing something UnHoly~



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// Third Person POV //
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Fundy was sitting in his room on his bed with his door cracked.
He was looking at his phone and scrolling through social media.

"Hey, champ-"
Wilbur poked his head through the door knocking lightly looking at his son.
"I'm going to... well I'm just heading out okay."

Fundy looked up at his dad and nodded,
"Alright, what do I tell mom?" He turned his phone off and set it down on the bed
as his father opened the door more and leaned against the doorframe.

"She shouldn't be home for a few hours, but if she comes home then...
tell her I'm at a friend's house, okay?" Wilbur cocked a brow folding his arms.

"Okay, how long will you be gone this time?"
The boy opened his phone back up and opened his alarms.

"Uhm, possible till around 2 in the morning?"
Fundy looked up from his phone raising a brow,
"But it's 8 right now? You're gonna be gone for 6 hours?"

Wilbur frowned and took out his phone,
"I'm sorry bud... it's just a stress relief trip..." 

"Where are you going?"
He crossed his legs and leaned forward raising an eyebrow at his father.
He stared at his phone for a bit and typed something and then looked back to Fundy.

"It's... a body shop-"
Fundy straightened his eyebrows staring at his dad.
"A body shop."

"Uhuh, a body shop."
Fundy sighed and facepalmed
"Dad. I'm not stupid."

The brunette let out a dry laugh and put his phone back into his pocket.
"Not the best lie?"
Fundy shook his head, "Not in the slightest, might trick mom though."
The fox went back to his phone, "You're seeing Big Q?" 

"Yep... your mother at-"

"Jareds? Mhm, she even called me by my name."
Sally had been having an affair for what Fundy knew to be 2 years.
When Wilbur found out he wasn't surprised, or upset, he was just as numb as he 
had been throughout his whole marriage.

"Oh wow, shame she'll only do it when she wants something huh."
Wil rolled his eyes and walked into Fundy's room and sat on the end of his bed.

"I'm sorry you have to be in the middle of this champ, I never wanted this for you."
He never wanted any of this to happen.

He never wanted to date her.
He never wanted to fuck her.
He never wanted to have kids with her.
He never wanted to marry her

The only thing he wanted was
Quackity

No.
He didn't want Quackity.
He needed him.

Quackity or as some knew him Big Q was an old friend of Wilbur's during high school.
Well, they were the type of friends who everyone assumed were a couple. They used to be inseparable from each other, walking to school together, walking to classes together, eating lunch together you get the idea. 

It would make anyone surprised to learn about the two dating other people.
Wilbur started seeing Sally because she didn't know how to take no and Wilbur didn't have the heart to push it, while Quackity began seeing Schlatt, mostly because the two enjoyed drinking and going out to parties.
Wilbur didn't have any problems with Schlatt at first and neither did he.
But Quackity and Sally disliked each other from the beginning.