DSMP OneShots

The Beeutiful Bride

 This is based off of the wedding video Tommy posted, I don't ship them this is just for the funnies, and like I said it's based off of a video they did-

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// Third Person POV //
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Tubbo walked in the dressing room and stared down the dresses hanging on the wall, "What. The. Actual. Fuck-" Tubbo's 'father' and 'mother' walked up next to him, "I know, they all look so beautiful..." His mother said tearing up a bit.

Toby sighed as his 'father' grabbed one of the dresses that he then proceed to put on over his hoodie, "You look stunning," His 'mother' stated smiling, "I feel dead."

"Careful now... got to save that for your husband to feel-" His 'father' 'joked' laughing to himself while his wife glared at him.

"No... god please no-" He hung his head low and was dragged out of the dressing room with his 'father'.

Tommy was standing at the altar staring down the aisle as Tubbo and his 'father' walked down, Tubbo was holding onto a fake bouquet while his 'father' walked him down wiping the tears away from his face.

"Hello my beautiful Tubbo," Tommy grabbed Toby's shoulders and forced him into place, "fuck you-" He glared at his 'friend', "Well, I'm glad you're happy to be here today Tubbo."

"I'm no-"

"LET'S GET THIS WEDDING STARTED BOYS!" Tommy clapped his hands and looked over the crowd being mostly their 'family'

"Wooo, weddinggg"

"My beautiful boy..."

"Marrying some prick-"

"What's happening-"

"Scott just may we get to the point here before my bride leaves me-" Tommy whispered to Soct who was consulting this marriage, "Right well, Tommy. So you-"

"I do-"

"Right... and Tubbo, do you take Tommy to be your wedding partner till death or court documents do you part?"

"Uhm... I... I guess?"

"By the power invested in me, from an online test I took this morning. I pronounce you man and man, you may hug the Tubbo."

Tommy went in for the hug and Tubbo tried moving away but was caught in Tom's hug, "GOD DAMMIT-"

"AYYYYY"

"-crying-"

"You step away from my son >:["

"Oh, I did this back in the war, I look amazing in that dress-"

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-Word Count: 317-

There are so many people in my house right now-
Someone please T0T

I hope you all have a wonderful Day/Afternoon/Night
Make sure you eat something and drink your holy water ^^

I can hear everyone talking :]