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'𝐓𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧

CW
Mention of death
Mention of murder
Shouting
Mention of cheating
Mention of cannibalism
(I think that's it lol-)

Day 8: 'Tis the Damn Season - Pumkinduo + Beeduo = slight angst??? idk :D


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// Ranboo POV //

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Tubbo has been really stressed recently, so much so that some of his hair has turned white.
I've never seen him this stressed other than during L'manburg times although I think everyone was.

"Hey... Bee?"
I walked up to him as he looked through the cabinets in our kitchen.
"Huh? Oh, yeah Boo?" He looked over at me smiling.

"I just... wanted to know if... you were okay... and if something was wrong?"

Tubbo sighed and looked down at the floor,
"My... my dad's been revived somehow and he wants mama and me to go over for Christmas..."

"Oh... that's... a bad thing?"
He nodded and crossed his arms looking down at the floor.
"Yeah... Q said he's gonna go if I am but other than that he doesn't wanna go..."

"I'll go with you for comfort!"
Tubbo's ears perked up and he smiled.
"Really? You'd do that?"

"Of course! When are we going?"
Bee hugged me tightly.
"Christmas, I'll tell you the time when I know it."

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"Tubbo, you really want to do this?"
Quackity looked over to Tubbo and placed a hand on his shoulder.
"Yeah, of course... do... do you?"

Before Quackity could answer the front door opened.
"Pumpkin! Tubbo! Come in, come in."
The man opened the door fully allowing us in, Quackity went in first and Tubbo grabbed my hand pulling me inside with him

We all sat down at a table,
'Schlatt' was on one side of the table while Quackity and Tubbo sat on the other side, and I sat at the end of the table in a chair too short for me to sit comfortably.

"I'm so glad you two could make it,"
He cheerfully said to Q and Bee,
"Oh, and it's nice to have you as well."
He seemed annoyed that I was here

"Leave them alone. They're my husband."
Tubbo growled at his father clawing at the table.

"Hm," He looked me up and down then looked back at the two.
"I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree huh?"
The goat man glared at Q.
"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Don't worry about it pumpkin."
Quackity's feathers on his ears puffed up.
"Don't. Fucking. Call me that"

"Mhm. I bet you'd let Soot call you that, whore."

"I wish you stayed dead."

"I wish I never married you."

"Feeling's mutual polla."

"What did you just call me."

"A murderer."

"You're one to talk don't you think pumpkin."

Quackity slammed his hands on the table and stood up.
"YOU KILLED ARE FUCKING SON, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I'M ONE TO TALK?"

"YOU ATE MY DAMN HEART!"
Schlatt stood up slamming his hands on the table and moving closer to Quackity's face.

"YOU'RE HEART TASTED LIKE ALCOHOL IN ALL THE WORST FUCKING WAYS! ALSO, YOU KILLED YOURSELF, YOU SELFISH BASTARD!"

"YOU CHEATED ON ME!"

"YOU BEAT ME IN FRONT OF OUR FUCKING CHILD!"

"YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED HIM!"

"SO? THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU'D BEAT ME IN FRONT OF HIM! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT YOU KILLED HIM!"

"I DIDN'T KILL HIM, TECHNO DID. YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO GAVE YOU THAT UGLY ASS SCAR ON YOUR FUCKING FACE."

"YOU TOLD HIM TO DO IT I WAS RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOU!"

"YOU DIDN'T STOP ME!"

"WELL I'M STOPPING YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE SCARING THEM!"
Quackity motioned his hand over to Tubbo and me.

Tubbo was staring down at the table with his head hung low and I was holding my legs up to my chest.

"I never wanted to come here in the first place, so go fuck your self Schlatt.
Come on Tubbo, come on Ranboo. We're leaving."

"Alright. Fine by me."
Tubbo pushed his chair back and stood up and so did I.
Schlatt glared at Q but sat back down and just watched us as we left.

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-Word Count: 587-

I'm not mad about how this turned out-

I hope you all have an amazing Day/Afternoon/Night
Make sure you eat something and drink your holy water >:]