DSMP OneShots

𝙳𝚘𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝙾𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜

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We can thank August for this wonderful idea <3

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// Third Person POV //
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Quackity held the blankets closer to his face and held his wings close to his body.
"You don't look so good, babe-" Wilbur rested his hand on Quackity's burning forehead and rubbed his head.
"Thanks. I don't feel so good."

Wilbur stared down at the sick duck and looked around the room, a small grin forming on his face, "I think I know what you need."

Quackity raised a brow and stared at Wilbur's grin, "And what is that-"

"I think you need Mycock," Wilbur looked back at Quackity, smirking.

"I don't need your cock you horny fuck." He shoved his face into the pillow his head was resting on and pulled the blanket over his head.

"No, Mycock. I think you need it," He chuckled as Quackity glared at him, "Don't you want Mycock?"

"No."

Wilbur went over to the bathroom and grabbed something out of the medicine cabinet, "Come on, it's easy to swallow."

"If you don't shut up I'll bite it off and swallow while you scream."

"Aww, don't be like that. There's nothing like Mycock, you've tried the rest now try the best."
'Holy fucking shit this is perfect-'

"I've tried the best and I don't fucking need your cock right now."

"Who knows, it might help~"
Wilbur went back over to the best and rested his hand on Quackity's thigh.

"You're not making me want your dick."

"No, Mycock."

"Same difference."

Wilbur sighed trying to hide his laughter, "Do you want the medicine or what?"

"I would love some medicine," He sat up and glared at Wilbur, "Not your cock."

"So do you want Mycock or something else?"

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?"

Wilbur showed Quackity the box, "Do you want Mycock," He laughed as Quackity glared at him.

"I want a divorce."

"WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED-"

"EXACTLY-"

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-Word Count: 282-

It was either I wrote child abuse or this
I'm happy with this :}

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