ʙᴀᴅᴍᴀɴ ᴀ ᴍɪ ᴛʏᴘᴇ

Bang!

Lamáya POV
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11:00am

Dusting down the cupboards I smiled as skillibeng badman played

𝑠𝒉𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑛
𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑛
𝑠𝒉𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑑𝑚𝑎𝑛
𝑠𝒉𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑑𝑚𝑎𝑛
𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑛
𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑛

This is one of my favorite from skilli something about how he sings about a female loving badman is just ugh

Since I was little and growing I've always been the type to love toxic and gunmen. Something about a man killing people and owning a gun makes my kitty purrrrrrrrrrr

I absolutely love cleaning weirdly growing up I hated doing anything especially wash plate and dem ting deh.

But now it's my getaway from my problems not that I have any

Sigh

Wish a bwoy woulda drop inna mi life and stress mi out likkle bit!

No sah mi just dehya so boring and lonely.

"Siri play lonely by alkaline," my inner self says frowning

Girl

*Ring* *ring*

•Tight ole maj• is calling says siri

Woi dis ago nice mi nah really ask eno! She eva ave a story fi tell mi

Walking towards the phone I took it up and answer

"Sista gyaaaaaallllll,!" Maj says in a loud voice

Laughing I thought to myself how mi n dah girl yah a fren doh God

No man bay excitement

"Yah seh gyalli," I say matching her tone

"Mi seh giiiiirrrrrlllll," she says

Dis ago bad bet a sum mix-up

Whenever a female starts off with "mi seh girl" or "mi hear seh" just know yah go laugh till yuh weak!

"Yeah mums mah hear yuh," I say wanting to know wah she know

"Yuh no know seh Shanti and Keisha put up big war a square ova likkle buddy Wayne!"

"A lie!," I say shaking my head

How much time Keisha ago fight ova wayne fi she realize seh him no want nobody only a look hype

Keisha is a hard working female who works in a office at Digicel downtown.

Nice browning wid har own house and car lady clean and always inna har house no trouble people nor shi chat up to nobody I mean she call to me when mah pass but yeah bright gyal too eno was head girl at St.Jago graduate wid 12 subjects no know weh she a do wid Wayne dunce and crawny

Is like every month she afi fight anada gyal ova him

I could Neva!

"Neva dat,!" My inner self says rolling her neck up

"Yeah girl and di gyal shanti stab up har n wayne out deh n no do nut'n sista gyaaaaaal mi seh mi no chat to Keisha but mi did afi jump inna it n lick en shanti face,!" She says wid hate

"Mi rass," I say exclaimed

"Yeah girl she neva haffi fight di gyal and buss up har face dah way deh, plus a long-time mi did wah fight shanti glad mi get di opportunity yuh see gyal," she finishes with an attitude