Various Oneshots

Spooky month Streber x real vampire Kevin fluff

Trigger warning for- Tooth rotting fluff frfr, teasing, Streber is into being bit you can't convince me otherwise, vampire biting neck please let me know if I've forgotten anything
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"What do you think?" Kevin takes a moment to pull his eyes off his phone, finishing the TikTok he had been watching.

He looks up at his boyfriend, Streber was smiling brightly, and does a spin his cape swings behind him.

Kevin snorts trying to cover his laugh, Streber turns pink. Kevin fails at trying to cover it and starts to laugh.

"Why are you laughing?" He whines, Streber shoves his face into his boyfriend's chest.

"You should fear me, I'm a deadly real vampire." He says but it was muffled, he clings to his boyfriend. Streber looks up at him giving him puppy dog eyes.

Kevin's laughter dies down. "Yeah, you look real deadly."

"Tell me why- or I'll suck your blood." Kevin scoffs with a laugh.

"It's inaccurate- we just dressed like everyone else." Streber pulls away looking at his costume.

"R-Really?" Kevin smiles with sympathy and pulled Streber back into a hug with a small chuckle.

"Yeah- but you look like the vampire from your favorite movie if that makes you feel better." Streber smiles and pecks his boyfriend's lips.

"It does thank you." Kevin begins to pepper kisses along Streber's neck with a small but growing smirk. Streber whines and pulls away from Kevin's grip.

"I have to work." He pouts. "No teasing."
Kevin grins. "Alright my sweet."

Streber grins and begins to ramble about his whole idea again. Kevin smiles listening, he's heard it more than three times but he loved how excited Streber gets. After a moment Kevin groans and rubs his temples.

"And I even have a green screen! And!- Kevin? Are you okay?" Kevin hums a response.

"Sorry- I just haven't eaten in a while and my headache hit me like a brick," Kevin mumbles standing up.

Streber blocks him from leaving.
"Just drink my blood then!" Streber smiles oddly cheerfully.

"Really Streber? You have to work."
"Yup!"

"Okay... me drinking your blood will make you tired and feel weak." Streber waves it off, the color on his face only growing.

"I'm sure I'll be okay, just come on." Kevin hesitates as Streber gets in front of him with a blush dusting his face.

"You sure?" He asks one final time.

Streber nods, as does Kevin right before taking a deep breath and digging his fangs into his boyfriend's neck.