Perfectly Happy

13- Unwelcome Guest

Out in a clearing in the woods, Vanilla Cupcake and EP are standing across from each other.

Vanilla crosses his arms, growling slightly, "What do you want now?"

EP scratches the back of his head, "Uh.. Well... I was wondering if I could move into the kingdom?"

"Why? What are you planning?"

He holds up his hands, "I'm not planning anything! I just don't want to live with the Cookies of Darkness anymore."

"I don't trust you."

"I never expected you to.."

"So why did you ask to talk to me... by literally dragging me out here..."

EP slowly walks closer, "I kind of miss talking to you."

"You made fun of me."

EP pokes Vanilla's nose, "You're cute when you get mad."

Vanilla slaps his hand away, "SHUT UP!"

EP pokes his nose again, "Angry Vanilla."

"I WILL SNAP YOU IN HALF!"

EP chuckles, "Oh really?"

Vanilla tries to grab him, but he picks Vanilla up first.

Vanilla kicks him, "PUT ME DOWN!"

"Hmm.. No."

"YOU ASSHOLE! I SAID PUT ME DOWN!!"

EP pokes Vanilla's nose again, "Boop."

Vanilla tries to bite his finger, but he misses.

EP smiles, "Y'know what? I think I'll live with you."

"NO!"

"Yes."

"DON'T YOU FUCKIN DARE! I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!"

EP steps into the shade of a tree and walks out of some shadows in Vanilla's house.

Vanilla yawns, but tries his best to hide it, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

EP walks into his bedroom, "It's our house now."

He grabs a blanket and wraps it tightly around Vanilla.

Vanilla screams at him, but he covers his mouth with his hand.

Vanilla bites his hand.

EP only winces slightly.

Vanilla growls, biting harder.

EP lays him down on the bed, taking his glasses off and setting them on the nightstand.

He curls up around Vanilla, still ignoring the fact that his hand is being bitten.

He kisses the top of Vanilla's head, "Goodnight."

Vanilla shakes his head.