Nevada, Texas, and Louisiana are the best at shuffling cards
Louisiana knows how to play the piano, trumpet, cello, bass, saxophone and he knows how to sing and tap dance.
Florida only knows how to play the drums
Georgia often acts as Florida and Lousiana's babysitter
When a state has a hurricane they get a stomach ache and puke a lot
Tennessee knows the lyrics of every song written by Dolly Parton
Maryland has a aquarium full of crabs in his bedroom
Maine has a pet lobster
All the states competent to place their cup on the tallest shelf to show their dominance
Every state has a mug with their name on it
One time Oklahoma pranked the statehouse by engraving his name on the handle of every pot in the house and it still remains
Texas has his own assortment of pots so he doesn't have to use the pots with Oklahoma's name on it
Every April Fools Oklahoma tries to steal and destroy Texas's personal pots
All the ranch states (Texas, Oklahoma, Wyoming, Montana, etc.) care for cows in the backyard of the statehouse and they have a shared group chat to give updates and make sure the cows are well taken care of.
During the Great Depression on the nights that Gov wouldn't pull an all nighter, Gov would cry himself to sleep
The Midwest states come together and hold a cult meeting and chant for corn when the crops aren't doing well.
California gets pissed at Minnesota for her weird salads
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Ben Brainard/WTTT Headcannons
General FictionIt has Ben Brainard Headcannons Edit: This has come off the hinges a bit so it's a bit weird Edit 2: Completely ignore the introduction the book is officially me post whatever the fuck I want
