WARNING: contains mentions of rape, violence, illnesses, and abuse
Oregon used to be in a toxic relationship with California but is now with Idaho. Oregon doesn't talk about his relationship with California a lot as there was a lot of cheating, lying, and stalking on California side.
Gov raped Hawaii in order to force her to become a state or obey him. Gov also raped Hawaii for pleasure sometimes.
Nevada self harms because of his drunkenness, lust, and self-hatred.
Mexico would lock Texas in his room or in jail for extended periods of time to keep him away from Gov. *Texas also lost an eye while fighting for independence. Furthermore, Texas has nightmares about the fighting and especially the Alamo
Georgia is into bondage. It reminds him of the good old slavery days. Only Florida and Louisiana know about this
Alaska likes to kidnap Texas every month and torture him a bit because he likes that superiority complex. Texas doesn't tell anyone about it because he doesn't want to look weak.
California has borderline personality disorder
Gov has anxiety
The UK had Twin-to-Twin Transfusion Syndrome (TTTS) when having Canada and Gov/US leading to Canada being less gifted as the US.
West Virginia has lung cancer from all the coal mining
New Jersey is missing a finger because Pennsylvania and NY bullied him so much
Hawaii has gotten breast cancer over 4 times (the most in the county)
New Mexico is frail and has bad acne because of all the meth he does
Alabama was sexually assaulted (kiss with tounge without concent) by the Buccee's beaver then tried to sue but fell in love.
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Ben Brainard/WTTT Headcannons
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