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Delaware has a love hate relationship with Pennsylvania (but mostly love)

Delaware is Pennsylvania's younger brother

Delaware wears fancy shirts and casual bottoms (some of his fancy shirts came from Pennsylvania)

Delaware takes care of some chickens

Delaware likes to point out that he was the first a lot

Delaware likes playing and making different chemicals

Delaware and NM have a little gang where they with chemicals and make drugs in the basement like breaking bad

Delaware has lots of credit cards

PA fought Connecticut for 30 years once

PA fight all of the northeast quite a bit

PA along with NY pick on NJ whenever they get the chance

PA asks everyone Wawa or Sheets

Indiana, Ohio, and Pennsylvania have an amish union

NY squats in Florida's room during the winter

One time Florida forced Gov to sing "How Bad Could I Possibly Be?"

Wisconsin and Michigan randomly stops at lakes to fish

Utah hosts a church service every Sunday

Nevada has a secret gambling club set up in a closet

NY always has a rat with him. It's usually hiding in his hat or his shirt

Gov doesn't get any references because he is always working so he never keeps up with pop culture.

Georgia has chickens

Mississippi had sex with a Walmart

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