This is half serious and half jokes and 100% stupid
Michigan with a blue oven mitt puppet with 2 googly eyes.
Ohio with a red oven mitt with 2 googly eyes and an angry face to make fun of michigan.
Meta/Mike Zuckerburg with a Gov puppet (idk why I'm so obsessed with puppets atm)
A US territories meeting
The continuation of the Statehouse series (it's the best series frfr)
A state's Onlylands (Onlyfans but for states)The answer to whether Gov and DC are the same person
More Table History episodes (why does he not make the best serieses anymore)
Austin and California go on a secret date and kiss (or any two states to kiss)
Mexico (pls I need it for my eddiiitssss >:( )
A countries welcome to the table
More Maryland content
Alabama with an actual personality that isn't just angry republican
California with a consistent personality
Some California counties to join the table
A Q&A with the states
California trying on different dresses
More NY content (idk why he hasn't been showing up as much recently)
The states making their own social media accounts
Minniesota using a snowplow as a vibrator /j lmao
Sorry for being lazy today
YOU ARE READING
Ben Brainard/WTTT Headcannons
General FictionIt has Ben Brainard Headcannons Edit: This has come off the hinges a bit so it's a bit weird Edit 2: Completely ignore the introduction the book is officially me post whatever the fuck I want