Louisiana sits on Florida's lap while he plots his evil schemes
Louisiana teaches Florida how to dance
Florida and Louisiana play house where Louisiana is the mom, Florida is the dad, and the alligators are their kids
They make special alcoholic drinks for each other
They fish together
They dress up as horny cat maids and harass the other states (see Hbomb maid vids for example)
Florida buys random stuff with french words on it for Louisiana
Louisiana gives Florida a flamingo decorated in different ways for his birthday so Florida has over 100 flamingos sitting on a shelf
Florida and Louisiana takes bubble baths together
Louisiana teaches Florida all the life stuff like how to shave, how to do pluming, and etc. This is Louisiana's dad mode. However when Florida decides its chaos time they both transform into 5 year olds.
They usually bother Georgia or Texas
One time they made a filing cabinet purposely made for spying on Gov and then they placed it in his office. Gov didn't find out for years until they got drunk and fell sleeping in the cabinet and Florida peed and ruined some papers.
They like to compete to see who can get the most DUI
They don't sleep that often
When they do sleep they cuddle up with each other and snuggle. Sometimes they say cute thing about each other in their sleep.
Florida tries to make dinner for Louisiana but its usually bad but Louisiana still eats it
When Florida has a mental breakdown he confides in Louisiana
They like to gossip about other states but really loud so the other states can hear them
Basically they are two 8 year old best friends
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Ben Brainard/WTTT Headcannons
General FictionIt has Ben Brainard Headcannons Edit: This has come off the hinges a bit so it's a bit weird Edit 2: Completely ignore the introduction the book is officially me post whatever the fuck I want
