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People often call Illinois, Chicago instead

Illinois hates when people call him Chicago

Maryland caries around a crab plush

Maine carries around a lobster plush

PA acts as the dad friend of the Northeast

Every year all the corn midwest states have a series of competitions to win a corn plush with a hidden beer compartment

Ohio and North Carolina constantly fight over who created the airplane

Arkansas makes jewelry specifically diamond rings

Delaware always wakes up first to brag up being first

Mississippi's room is covered in pictures of him with large catfish

Louisiana has a tank of crawfish but sometimes they escape and wonder around his room

Alaska hibernates during the winter

Arizona has a big butt

New Jersey has stinky armpits

Louisiana likes to steal other states' cars

Texas says that something is "Texas sized" instead of big

California loves to paint his nails

Oregon and Washington go on a friends date at least once a month

The statehouse has a million different types of coffee and cheese

Wisconsin has a cheese fridge in his room which is just a pile of snow

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