Oregon has an undercut with a beaver design
Utah plays house with Colorado, New Mexico, and Arizona and ends up always being the dad
Utah has a dom and bdsm kink
Pennsylvania is the grandpa of the US who tells stories about the "good old days" and complains about "kids" aka DC ruining things
Nevada gets Utah drunk sometimes and has a threesome with him and Colorado
Everything in Colorado's room either is themed to mountains, weed, or his flag
Pennsylvania never learned how to spell his name as a child and therefore calls himself PA and demands others do as well to avoid humiliating himself
Nevada over shuffles cards just to show off how good he is at shuffling cards
Even though the states are adults (technically), Gov child proofs the house to lessen the damage of unruly states
Washington has a little cult where he praises coffee
California went through an omega verse phase
Utah is secretly a furry
Utah is weird af secretly
Nevada dresses up as a sexy nun or priest for Halloween to piss Utah off
Nevada accidentally turns almost every game he plays with others into a gamble
Wyoming pretends to be Colorado (b/c they both squares) to steal money or just for the lols
Washington is trans (girl to boy)
Washington actually needs glasses but never wears them because California once commented that they look like twins because they both have glasses
New Mexico is a pick me girl
California likes to make the signs for all the protests he or other states go to. Fr he will take orders for protests signs of causes he believes in for free
Utah x West Virginia
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Ben Brainard/WTTT Headcannons
General FictionIt has Ben Brainard Headcannons Edit: This has come off the hinges a bit so it's a bit weird Edit 2: Completely ignore the introduction the book is officially me post whatever the fuck I want
