THE SILMARILLION ONE SHOTS, IMAGINES & SH*t

A crazy Fëanor goes to therapy:

Therapist: so, what is the problem?

Feanor : well, i...its just...

Therapist: yes?

Feanor:SO MANY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!!!!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Therapist: so tell me how you FEEL about that.

feanor: ...

Therapist: so what are you gonna do about it?

Feanor: I think I'm just gonna go in my forge and make some artificial jewels...

Therapist:... okay...

feanor: and usb sticks!

Therapist: i guess that could be theraputic...

feanor:

Therapist: (after) actually, it just might be causing more stress...

feanor: why? just because it takes thousands of years of failing and having beakers blow up in my face? nah, that doesnt even make my ulcer bubble!

Therapist: do your eh, offspring often accompany you?

feanor: THOSE BRATS!!! THEY RUIN EVERYTHING!!! THE CARROT TOPPED IDIOT ACTUALLY ATE A RING!!!

Therapist:.. i think you should take a break from forging. Go on a date with your wife, maybe?

Feanor: our dates were always at the hardware store or at Blick.

Therapist: *sigh*
feanor: but we did have candles.

Therapist: thats good!

feanor: and we ended the evening by lighting the place on fire.

Therapist: ok, thats not so good...

feanor: (smiling) fire...

Therapist:....

feanor: are you at loss of words because of my awesomeness and metalworking creativity?

Therapist: i'd perscribe... that you try doing something a little less... dangerous. For your kids and all.

feanor:well thats why i do dangerous stuff.

Therapist:explain?

feanor: thats why i do that. maybe one of the little blighters will "happen" to "walk" into a giant bonfire!

Therapist: you know, death isnt always the answer...

feanor: OF COURSE IT IS YOU FOOL!!!HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT MY AWESOMENESS!!!

Therapist:... why did you get married in the first place?

Feanor: Nerdanel? She's actually intelligent! She actually KNOWS what a double-50 bellows is!

Therapist ????

Feanor: see? even you dont know!

Therapist: ...why did you come here in the first place?!

feanor: because i heard there was free food.

Therapist:... ok i quit.