Jump then Fall // Jaime Lannister

3. Bejeweled

Unfinished business // Sandor Clegane out now!

"What is your most deadly dino?" Cersei pondered stabbing at her food.

"Meg." Alan answered.

"Havent seen Meg in ages." Maisie corrected.

"Meg?" Jaime questioned.

"Shark, largest shark in existence. Our Megalodon." Lena answered. "Maisie is right, she was terrorizing the dorthraki last we saw her."

"Dothraki?" Tyrion questioned.

"Savages." Lena declared. "Though we have been called worse here." she sniggered a laugh.

"Aegon?" Ellie pondered.

"Our Rex." Lena informed them. "He's big but a big softie, likes belly rubs and flirts with all the other dinosaurs."

"Dinosaurs can flirt?" Jaime questioned.

"Just like you and me are handsome." Lena agreed keeping his gaze as she drank her wine.

"If its so dangerous perhaps armor." Cersei suggested looking over Lena's rather flimsy outfit.

"I like to move around." Lena corrected.

"Can we go now?" Arya asked impatiently.

"Our sauropods are in the east quadrant." Alan informed Lena.

"Nature hike then." Lena agreed.

"That's not what I said." Alan corrected.

"Pods?" Tyrion questioned. "I have a Pod, I could have brought him with. I should have brought podrick with." Tyrion declared slapping a hand down on the table.

"Sauropods." Owen corrected. "A species of dinosaur."

"They are herbivores and have really long necks." Lena dumbed down. She found she constantly had to dumb down everything because everyone was an idiot.

"what does that mean?" Joffrey questioned still bored.

"They eat plants." Lena informed him.

"Boring!" Joffrey declared "I want to see some real killers!"

"Everyone says that and never gets home to tell the tale." Lena countered.

"Lena." Claire begged hushing her.

"I want dangerous!" Joffrey demanded and Jaime wished he would shut up. He didnt know where Cersei went so wrong with Joffrey. Joffrey was Joffrey and he was insufferable...

That was one of the reasons they werent talking. Cersei had told Jaime that he was nothing to her child. That Joffrey was her baby and he was a glorified body guard. He was nothing to them. He wasnt a father. Everything fell upon her shoulders.

Jaime took that to heart, as anyone would and pushed her away. After all he did for her, all the ways he loved her and she pushed him, all the wrong ways so he gave her what she wanted. He took a step back and now she was in a worse mood and wanted him back. But that was Cersei for you. She pushed and pulled and Jaime bended at her will.

Well, not anymore.

"Lets get started then." Lena agreed. She looked around at their outfits, fine dresses and prissy shoes. "You might want to change in jungle appropriate clothing though." Lena remarked looking them up and down.

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Sansa didnt remember the last time she was in pants. She felt ridiculous. Arya thought this was great! Best day ever. Not only did she not have to wear a dress but she was encouraged to wear hiking boots and more moveable clothing. Cersei had not packed any pants. Why would she, she never wore pants in her life.

Jaime thought Cersei looked hilarious in pants. Tyrion couldnt stop cackling as well.

Lena then asked that all their gold was safely tucked away in their chambers.

"Are you going to rob us!" Cersei spat.

"All the shiny and bejeweled objects on your outfits, while I'm sure useful for appearances in the capital, here... it makes you are target." Lena informed her. "You need to blend in with the elements if things take a turn."

"Take a turn?" Tyrion countered.

"It's a labyrinth out there but the dinos, myself and owen know it like the back of our hands." Lena assured. "You don't want to stick out. You want to blend in."

"I'm sure you are quite skilled at that." Cersei mused looking Lena over.

Lena bit her lip as she stared back at Cersei before taking a step forward.

"Your daddys money wont save you here." Lena whispered. "Here the lannister name means nothing." She hissed. "When you are outside the wall, you are on your own kid."

"I don't have to listen to you." Cersei corrected.

"I can see it now." Lena declared proudly. "Dear reader, this is how Queen Cersei Lannister- Baratheon died... she was to pompous to take off her jewels." Robert laughed out his whole body shook.

"I could have your tongue for that." Cersei hissed. "If we were in westeros I would've-"

"Would've, could've, should've." Lena countered. "Get them ready, I need to pack a bag." Lena instructed.

"Don't piss of Lena' Jaime remarked watching Lena walk away. "She doesnt give a damn about you. Makes her the smarter than everyone in westeros already." Cersei scoffed as Jaime stared after Lena.

"Whispering sweet nothings dear sister?" Owen mused following after her.

"Bitch needs to know her place." Lena corrected. "Don't look at me when she gets eaten." Lena added. "it will be her own karma coming to get her."

Owen looked around as Lena got her smoke bombs ready. Lena made smoke bombs that attracted or sedated different types of dinosaurs. Different scents, it saved lives once their great, great, great grand parents discovered it. Lena had been making them ever since. She was brilliant. Owen thought her a mastermind at times and was glad she was on their side or else he worried she might turn into an anti hero.

"Maroon or a lavender haze?" Owen questioned holding them up.

"both." Lena answered.

"Are you sure we should go on a hike their first day?" Owen questioned.

"Are you worried I'm going to get the royal family killed and the great war will begin?" Lena mused.

"Can you not say shit like that?" Owen begged. Lena smirked as she moved back outside.

"Much better." Lena declared. "Now, whos up for some vigilante shit?"