Jump then Fall // Jaime Lannister

16. Heirs & Failures

Arya was in on their plan. Joffrey was up first. Then they handled Cersei. Possibly Robert. 

Lena saw what a good man Ned was.  A good father and he seemed to be smart. She couldnt fault him for not being brave around dinosaurs. No one ever was at first. Expect Arya. That girl was great. 

"Remember." Lena told arya as she zipped her lips closed. 

"I'm sneaky I can keep a secret." Arya assured as Maisie and Arya ran off arm in arm. 

''Congratulations! You survived your second night on Jurassic Island!" Lena declared. Already doing better than the targaryens that was for sure. But not for long Lena hoped. Her gaze stuck on Jaime as he smiled back at her. 

As susepcted Joffrey complained and Robert wanted nothing more than to eat and fuck his way through the island. 

Cersei grumbled about him fucking a dinosaur if he so badly wanted but cersei's gaze moved to Lena. 

"I wouldnt try that." Lena countered. "Wild ride but only a real man could survive." Lena winked back at Jaime as Cersei scoffed. 

Robert thought he was hot stuff because he paid the whores to tell him how wonderful he was. How perfect he was. How sexy his overgrown stomach and hairy chest and ass was as he giggled around the capital drinking and whoring. 

Lena was certain she could woe him just on her smile alone. 

So that evening as Ellie was giving them a tour of her lab the insects the flowers. All the creepy crawly creatures Ellie adored so much Lena was drinking with the king. 

She knew how to smile, how to make him think he was bigger than the whole world. But karma was her specialty.

"This place is a fucking labyrinth." Robert remarked as Lena poured him another drink. 

"It is." Lena agreed. "my ancestors created it that way. They were truly masterminds."

"I know why you brought me here all alone." Robert remarked through an ale drenched burp. 

"Do you? I enjoy your company." Lena lied sweetly. The high infidelity of this sorry excuse for a man Lena thought as she held back an eye roll. 

"You want a piece of my cock. I'm happy to deliver." Robert declared. 

"Oh but you are married. That is against my morals... or I wouldve considered that most generous offer." Lena went on as she downed her wine. She was going to need a bottle herself just to get through this conversation. 

"Wouldve shouldve couldve gorgeous. We can't live life like that." Robert encouraged. 

"I wouldnt want to start a great war with the lannisters... I know how fond they are of you." Lena countered innocently. 

"The sorry bitches they are." Robert corrected. "My beloved wife... I hope she gets eaten. Then I won't have to deal with her anymore."

"Oh such a shame to hear... I did notice her distance from you." Lena agreed. 

"My bejeweled bitch can stay far away from me." Robert agreed. 

"I have a question for you your grace."

"Ask away as long as you start taking off some of those clothes." Robert demanded. Lena forced a smile as she removed her jacket leaving her in a tight black cropped top. 

"Your hand Ned Stark... he seems a fine hand."

"He is, he is going to rule while I drink and fuck myself into an early grave." Robert agreed. Lena filled his glass again. 

Lena got Robert drunk before Joffrey's hopefully very soon passing Lena needed a back up plan and suggested as she strut around the room in her tightest top and shortest shorts that perhaps he makes a statement.  Perhaps Ned Stark could be his heir. 

"Wouldnt that be grand... I mean you dont want the queen trying to kill you as you so clearly want her dead as well. Name Ned stark your heir. He is your best friend. A good leader you said it yourself and life is so fragile." Lena remarked batting her eyelashes. 

"Thats a good idea." Robert remarked. "I should have Ned draw them up."

"Why dont I?" Lena countered moving to the back counter and pulling out her already drafted parchment. "Just tell me what you want to say we can have you sign and seal it and... what a wonderful going home present at the end of the week."

Robert rambled off and Lena pretended to write what he wrote. Her variations were better.  

"And then just a signature here." Lena agreed handing off the quill. Robert didnt bother reading it she figured he wouldnt and she blew on the signature making sure it was dry before saying she would seal it and wrap it up for him. She made sure to sway her hips as she left closing the door behind her. 

"Bingo." Lena sung out victoriously.