Jump then Fall // Jaime Lannister

8. The Eater of Cocks

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The eyes blinked in sync back at them before the room went dark and silent. The only light coming from the little lagoon below. Then all the Archaeopteryx's hanging from the ceiling like bats opened their eyes, claws released from the wall, wings extended coming right at them.

They ducked thinking the flying dinosaurs were going to attack them. Lena and Maisie stood ready, they dropped down swooping for food before coming up to the landing before them.

"What the fuck!" Sandor demanded.

"Calm your tits." Lena instructed as she held out her arm and Archie landed on her arm.

"Why are they just... standing there?" Jaime asked.

"Deciding which one of you to gouge out the eyes of first." Lena offered and Jaime swallowed the lump in his throat. "Oh honey, I kid, I'm kidding." Lena assured. "I like to have my fun before I set the dinosaurs on lovers." she whispered kissing his cheek so gently he almost didnt feel it.

"This is Archie." Lena declared keeping her arm extended.

"Can I pet him?" Arya asked taking a step forward.

"Of course, he is sweet when he wants to be. Careful of fingers, he mistakes them for worms sometimes." Lena added. Arya lifted a hand petting his back, Ned flinched worried Archie would take his daughters finger off with a single vicious bite.

"It only happened three times?" Maisie recalled as Lena brought Archie closer. Sandor refused to touch it, Ned raised his hand but Archie squawked at him and Ned flinched back into the wall. "But he was wiggling his fingers in Lena's face like a creeper."

"Be brave Lannister." Lena whispered. Jaime reached out a hand to pet Archie. A genuine smile crossed his face, he had never felt more terrified and more alive.

"Oh and there was the time Archie, no not Archie-" Maisie thought about it.

"We renamed him." Lena reminded her. As she lifted her arm, Archie flew to her head. "That's not what I meant." Lena told Archie. "I don't want you shitting in my hair." She sliced a hand under his feet and he clung to her hand before she put him back down.

"Cockrell." Maisie remembered already laughing.

"Cockrell?" Arya questioned wanting to be in on the joke.

"Because he took a mans cock off." Lena remarked seriously. All men in the caves hands went to cover their cocks.

"The eater of cocks!" Maisie agreed with a laugh that echoed through the cave.

"He was flinging it around, they are not going to go through your pants, unless its bulging out." Lena assured. "Throbbing, twitching, aching, begging for release." she whispered. "They smell that too, the release..."

"Maybe we head out." Owen remarked seeing the light fading from the lagoon.

"Probably a good idea." Lena agreed.

"This is already the best day ever." Arya informed them confidently.

"You are welcome to stay." Lena remarked. "I can always use a new protégée."

"Lena's current intern is failing. I can't believe she lived this long." Maisie agreed. "And it would be nice to have another friend on the island."

"No Arya!" Ned called back to her.

"Private conversation father!" Arya countered. "We will talk later." Arya whispered to Lena and Maisie.

"It would be nice to have friend." Maisie whispered as Lena hugged her, they waited for the others to head down. "I love you though, you are my best friend." Maisie assured.

"I know what you mean." Lena assured. "It would be nice to have someone new." Maisie's gaze shifted to Jaime watching them before he headed down too.

"I don't like the way he looks at you." Maisie remarked.

"Funny, because I like the way he looks at me." Lena mused. Maisie stared back up at her. "Head on down sweetie." Lena instructed.

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"How are we going to tell Lena?" Alan questioned.

"What was she doing in the raptor pits?" Claire countered. "I don't go near those beasts."

Blue screamed out at her and Claire faltered back. Alan snorted a laugh.

"Lena didnt like whats her name anyways." Alan remarked. "I doubt she will even know shes gone."

"Who's gone?" Tyrion questioned.

"No one." Claire answered very chipper as she smiled down at Tyrion.

"What's down there?" Tyrion countered.

"Our raptors." Alan answered as Claire tried to move Tyrion back to the compound.

"Who is the sorry sap the raptors are feasting on?" Tyrion asked moving around Claire.

"No one." Claire declared trying to keep her smile.

"If I die here," Tyrion began. "Don't tell others I was no one." He requested. "The least you can do is tell them Tyrion the great drank and fucked his way through westeros before dying a heroic death battling a T Rex!" Tyrion declared.

"Sounds like a fine idea." Alan agreed. "But no one is going to believe Aegon killed you, like Lena said... he likes belly rubs. Might go with our Nessy. You were out for a swim when she came upon you. You rode her out into the sea where you dueled with Meg before sacrificing yourself for Nessy so she could get away."

"Thats really sweet, who is Meg?" Tyrion asked.

"Our Megalodon." Alan answered and Tyrion took another sip of his wine staring down at the bottom of his glass annoyed it was empty.

"You are not dying here, don't be silly." Claire countered. Tyrion looked back down at the pits. "We don't kill the royal family we are professionals."

"Yeah, havent killed the king and his heirs.... Gods how long has it been since our ancestors... Not for three hundred years at least." Alan agreed.

"Alan!"

"Very reassuring." Tyrion agreed.