Jump then Fall // Jaime Lannister

2. Big Fucking Smiles

Lena wasnt impressed with the royal family. Very blonde. Very arrogant. The littlest brother, the imp Tyrion looked like he could bring some humor into this dull bunch. The guard dog, Sandor... Lena figured by the end of their stay his emotionless face, vacant eyes would change. Jaime, the guard, the knight in white he was too handsome for his own good.

''Welcome to Jurassic Island. Where all your dreams come true! Oh wait I think thats dornes motto.'' Lena teased. ''Ours should be, congratulations, you surviv-" owen pinched her hip.

''You all made great time. We can get started right away or if you need some time to get your land legs back-''

''Can we explore the island?'' Arya asked

''Not without a guide.'' Owen said immediately. ''The compound is as safe and sturdy as the wall itself but outside the wall holds dangers.''

''Cool!' Arya exclaimed.

''It is cool.'' Lena agreed. ''I like her already.''

''Whats on the island exactly?'' Ned asked.

''Most of the island is for the dinosaurs, we have over 30 different species." Lena remarked. ''We have the compound which you will be staying at. The labs and connecting kitchens and dinning halls all safe and secure. We have the training sessions for our raptors and a few of other smaller dinos. Thats just outside the gates then we have bases and bunkers spread over the island for security." Lena went on. "Our incubation area is grand!" Lena remarked "We got a few new hatchlings in just yesterday. The eggs are in incubation and we have two babies already hated last week."

"Dino babies?" Cersei questioned.

"Still deadly." Lena assured. "Come on, lets get started."

"I could eat!" Robert declared.

"He might break my dinos." lena whispered. "He is not riding them. I'm not risking their spines."

"They are dinosaurs Lena." Owen corrected.

"Hey," Robert said pulled Owen back. "Where are your brothels?"

"I would say I wasnt thinking the same thing but being trapped on an island with my family, I want a good fuck as well." Tyrion admitted.

"No brothels here your grace, my lord." Owen corrected.

"No brothels?" Robert demanded and Cersei rolled her eyes. "What do you do fuck your sister?"

"Only when we get bored." Lena teased.

"She's joking!" Owen declared. "Joking, she is my sister. Just my sister, thats... no. Gross. Wrong on so many levels." Owen rambled on and Lena laughed out. "I have a girlfriend, a have a person, a woman that I- not Lena. I do love Lena but like a brother loves a sister..."

"He's right," Lena agreed. "But I would fuck your brother." Lena informed Cersei as her gaze shifted to Jaime. Cersei shoved Tyrion forward.

"Have at him." Cersei sneered. Jaime didnt notice the smile on his face as he stared at Lena and her sexy smirk.

"I like my men a bit taller. Sorry." Lena remarked patting Tyrion's head.

"If I'm on top you won't even notice the height difference." He countered following after her.

"Don't fuck her." Cersei hissed grabbing Jaime's arm in a harsh grip.

"I didnt realize who I fucked was any of your concern." Jaime countered pulling his arm free.

"Lena don't do the sepal." Claire begged.

"I like the sepal." Alan corrected.

They had six main scientists on the island. Alan Grant, and Lena Grady were the best and brightest scientist of the century but Lena had taken on a protégé after her family was killed on the island due to their stupidity. Wasnt the first family to perish on the island and wouldnt be the last.

Maisie Lockwood had been with them since she was 5. Now at 13, Maisie was Lena's right hand woman. Ellie Sattler was their bug and creepy crawly expert. Claire was a pain in Lena's side but dating her brother Owen so Lena put up with her. Owen and Lena were also their two main dino trainers.

"Big smiles and be nice." Claire begged as she leaned into Owen. "Control your sister." She begged and Owen chuckled.

"Oh you were serious? No. Lena is uncontrollable." Owen corrected.

''Big fucking smiles!'' Lena repeated as they pushed open the door.

"Hello beautiful people!" Lena exclaimed "so what you have here-" she pointed around the table and owen slapped a hand to his face.

"I love the sepal." Maisie remarked coming in behind Lena.

"-is seared and apricot glazed Tyrannosaurus rex thigh, his name was Aegon, such a shame he was around for a while." Lena remarked "steamed veggies simmered in the amniotic fluid from a raptors last birth." Cersei shoved her plate forward with disgust. Arya stared back at her before stabbing at the food, could it really be, was she about to eat a dinosaur? Jaime stared at Lena amazed. She was confident and brave and that smile she gave him was perfection. "And the drink in your glass is the blood of the last family that thought visiting Jurassic Island would be a fun family adventure!" Lena declared excitedly. Her hands rooted on her hips as Tyrion put his cup down. "Any questions?" Ned raised his hand as his lips pursed. "No. Enjoy!"

"Shes joking!" Owen declared. "No Dino meat or bodily fluids or blood of the Martells." Owen assured. ''Please enjoy.'' Sandor was brave and looked to Lena as he drank his wine.

"I prefer ale." Sandor remarked. Lena winked pulled a jug from the back cabinet.

"What kind of wine is it?" Tyrion questioned

"It's dornish." Lena reminded him smugly as she poured sandor some ale. "This is Velaryian ale, Viserys in particular." Lena whispered as she corked the top taking a step back. "The wine... was it Prince Doran or Oberyn? I forget." Jaime choked on his drink as it spewed onto his food as he laughed out. Cersei slapped at him but Jaime couldnt stop laughing and Jaime's laugh made Lena smile. Then those handsome eyes locked on hers and she knew she was screwed.