Jump then Fall // Jaime Lannister

21. Plan C

"What cunt are you going to name after Joffrey?" Robert questioned. 

"He wasnt killed by a dinosaur." Lena corrected and Cersei glared over at her. "The plants are already named... but we will remember him... and cherish this time." Lena offered. Owen nodded in agreement. 

"Is this food safe?" Sandor questioned. 

"Why is he even here?" Cersei grumbled. "You are useless!" Sandor glanced over at her. 

"What do you want me to do make him wait on the ship like a dog?" Robert cackled out. 

"He didnt protect joffrey-"

"I'm not the damn food tester." Sandor grumbled. 

"He has no purpose with us anymore!" Cersei went on and Lena stood up, straightening her back as she looked to Sandor. 

"Sandor Clegane, you are welcome to stay at Jurassic Island." Lena offered. 

"Yeah?"

"Yes." Lena agreed. "Think about it." she remarked as she sat back down. 

"That was very offical of you." Maisie remarked. 

"I try to be a decent human being some of the time. It helps even out murderous thoughts running through my head." Lena added innocently. 

Sandor did think about it. He wouldnt have to deal with the Lannisters anymore. Would never have to see his brother again. He didnt really have anything at westeros that was holding him there. 

"I think I just might." Sandor agreed and Lena lifted her glass to him. 

"You really are an idiotic hound." Cersei spat.

It was official. Cersei was going to die.

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"Okay, plan A... Plan C." Lena corrected with a wink as she rolled out the map. 

"I can't believe we are killing the queen!" Arya declared and Lena jumped. 

"Arya!" Lena hissed. 

"What? I didnt get to kill Joffrey come on let me help!" Arya begged. 

"Let her help!" Maisie agreed. 

"Fine but no one else must know-" Lena began as the door opened. "Heavens.' Lena muttered. 

"Lena." Owen warned. 

"What? I'm bonding with my girls." Lena assured. 

"Is she?" 

"Crap tahts my father." Arya whispered as Lena rolled up the map. 

"Yeah, Arya is in here." Owen agreed. "Scheming." 

"Lies. Bonding." Lena assured. 

"Come on Arya its late and Lord Owen was going to bring you back to your room for the night, where you will stay." Ned added. "Sansa is already asleep... lets not bother Lady Lena."

"He called me a lady." Lena giggled out. "That's cute."

"Plan C." Arya whispered as she left. 

"What's that?" Ned countered. 

"Girl talk." Maisie called after them. 

"Womanly things Ned." Lena added and both Owen and Ned's faces scrunched up. 

"Oh, well... then I guess..." Ned hesitated. 

"I can bring her back safely." Lena assured. Arya nodded eagerly.  

"Okay then..." Ned's face was still pinched as he left. 

"Men and normal womanly functions... it still amazes me that they rule the kingdoms and holdfasts when they get squeamish at the shedding of uterus's." Lena remarked pulling the map back out. 

"Father I-" Arya began but it was sandor at the door. "GET OUT!" Arya shouted. 

"Be nice." Lena countered. "What can I do for you?"

"I would like to stay." Sandor remarked. "I hate those lannister cunts. You are alright Grady."

"Thank you. You are alright too." Lena agreed. "But we are having some girl talk and-"

"Is this it?" Sandor questioned holding up one of the vials. 

"What is what?" Maisie offered. 

"This the shit that killed the cunt prince?" Sandor clarified locking eyes with Lena. 

"I don't know what you mean." Lena countered innocently. "It was a shame, cross contamination... risks of living here."

"Plan Cersei?" Sandor went on. 

"Damn he has good ears." Maisie murmured. 

"You fuck her twin and then kill her. You think he is going to stay?" Sandor countered. 

"They never stay." Lena corrected. "Jaime is just a bit of fun. Cersei needs to go." Sandor chuckled. 

"Can I help?" Sandor asked eagerly. 

"A man willing to kill with us... how wonderful! A real keeper." Lena assured. "Alright, we need to be sneaky about. I also need to eliminate another problem..."

"What other problem?" Arya countered. 

"We are killing the king and queen."

Jaime was about to knock on the lab door when he heard Lena's declarations. He swallowed the lump in his throat as he rushed back down the hall. Could Lena have killed Joffrey? No she was with him. Gods he fucked a murderer... Cersei wasnt any better though... 

Jaime finally started to feel like he was getting over one psychotic manipulative woman only to fall for another. He certainly had a type.