Jump then Fall // Jaime Lannister

12. Yippie Ki Yay Mother Fu-

"You have my attention."

"Glad we could work this out." Cersei agreed. 

"I need payment up front though." Lena countered. "In case you dont make it either." she mused. 

"I can give you jewels, gold, as a bargain of trust." Cersei agreed stiffly. 

Lena smiled wickedly as headed to the dining hall for breakfast. She pushed open the doors and Owen didnt like that smile she wore. It was trouble. 

"Congratulations! You survived your first night!" Lena declared. 

Jaime stared at Lena unashamed as she entered. Lena didnt know if it was smart or stupid or a really dumb ass idea seeing how Cersei looked at her brother and still wanting to kiss him for herself. Especially after Lena and Cersei's talk. 

Lena looked at Maisie and Arya talking already and Lena really wondered what it would be like if Arya stayed and Maisie had a friend a sister. 

"Another bright and sunny day-" Lena went on. 

"Can we see the raptors?" Arya asked hopefully and Maisie nodded eagerly.

"Of course-" Lena began before Owen very aggressively shook his head. "Not." Lena added. "There was an accident in their training area and... its a mess."

"Accident." Tyrion repeated knowingly. 

"This place is so boring!" Joffrey declared. The more Joffrey spoke the more Ned wanted to go home to winterfell and never have Sansa have to look at that cunt ever again. 

Sansa didnt like Joffrey anymore. He was handsome and that was his only redeeming quality.  And to think he would be king one day. 

Lena thought two things as she stared around the table sitting beside her brother. One how to kill off the king when he just sat and ate and refused to leave without huffing and puffing. Two, how to get Jaime alone even if it was just for a moment to see if she liked him enough to go up against a lion bitch. 

"We were going to north quadrant," Maisie remarked. "We have a routine. Lena is really organized." 

"We were going to collect some of the plants growing for Ellie to make some tonics..." Lena remarked. Poison. Some of the plants on the island were poisonous, maybe that was an easier way to kill the king get her funding and... once the king was dead though they would surely all go home immediately. Lena had to organize her murderous plans.

"Another nature walk?" Joffrey hissed out. "BORING!" he screamed. 

"We could ride." Lena agreed looking to Owen. 

"Get the Pods." Owen agreed. 

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"Meet Rogers, Barnes, and Barton." Lena declared. "Our Diplodocus..." She pulled the pin and waved a green smoke bomb in the air. Red and Blue smoke filled the air around them.

"What is that?" Arya asked reaching out to touch the smoke.

"Lena and I make them." Maisie remarked. "It helps attract certain dinosaurs, with the colors and scents she uses."

"Remarkable." Jaime declared watching the smoke ebb and flow around her, Lena was soon lost in a haze. "Lena?" 

"This is Banner, he is our Brachiosaurus." Lena declared as the ground vibrated as he got closer, each step vibrating the earth beneath them. 

"They are Herbivores." Owen assured.

"Banner is the largest land animal, since Vhagar supposedly but we never met her." Maisie recalled.

"Memaw Vhagar." Lena said putting a hand over her heart. "One of these days..." her words drifted off as they got closer.  

"He's huge." Sansa whimpered as Banner got closer. 

"What's the most dangerous dinosaur?" Tyrion asked because looking up at the dinosaurs in front of them he thought he was very easily going to get squashed.

"Me." Lena mused winking back at Jaime.

"Lena, eyes." Owen remarked. 

"Please stand to the right. Keep your arms and legs to yourself and... well you are already wearing red so if you bled out little prince we wont notice until its too late." Lena instructed, Joffrey tensed as Arya blurted out laughing. 

"Alright up you get." Lena remarked as she pulled herself up, using the grooves of his legs, the thick leathery skin to pull herself up and drop down a ladder.

"Can you abracadabra for me too?" Alan questioned.  Lena tucked her knees to her chest, digging her feet into Banners back and propelled to a standing position. She whistled for Barnes as he moved closer. She threw the used bomb and it glided over his back hitting rope down. 

Lena looked around as they started to climb up. Jaime was staring up at her unmoving. 

"Scared handsome?" Lena questioned. 

"I want to ride with you." Jaime corrected. 

"And I want to ride you." Lena whispered smiling down at him. She offered him a hand up as he climbed the rope. Cersei didnt like that one bit.

"Alright we all ready?" Lena questioned looking at everyone saddled up. 

"Dont." Owen groaned. 

"Yippe ki yay mother fuckers lets go!" Lena declared laughing out. 

"Alright, if you keep your eyes wide open and take a peek to your left," Lena waved a hand over the waters. Banner's feet waded through the shallows while the others moved on the dry land beside them. "You might just see one of our aquatic dinosaurs."

"Our Plesiosaur, is Nessy," Lena lifted her hand to her brow blocking the sun as she peered into the water. "She likes to stay deeper and pop out for food and harassing Clarie, aint that right?" Lena said with the sweetest of smiles.

"Thank you Thumelena." Clarie answered stiffly.

"Nessy, got a mean name from some Martells a while back. They called her the Loch Ness Monster." Lena went on. "She has a large neck, long and thin, she can reach her rear end while facing forward, her head is large, her mouth has fangs and her body is quite similar to that of an average aquatic mammal, but her eyesight is also impeccable." Lena informed them. She brought to fingers to her lips and gave a whistle.

"Lena, maybe we don't-" Owen offered.

"And even so if you find yourself in the waters for some God forsaken reason, know that she sees you." Lena warned. She saw Jaime shift uncomfortably as Banner's legs began more submerged the deeper they got. Lena whistled an eerie hum that sent a shiver down Sansa's spine.

"Not coming out to play, maybe tomorrow, you are here all week." Lena remarked.

"Lena, we will never make it to the north quadrant going at this pace." Maisie remarked and she was right. 

"You got this right Owen?" Lena mused. 

"Go be rebels." Owen agreed as she slid down. Maisie pulled open a hidden bunker it had been covered by leaves and twigs but lifting it up revealed a hatch.