Robert turned to tell Joffrey to shut up when he fell right off the dinosaur. Cersei thought this is it. He is going to die. how perfect.
Robert landed with a splash in the water.
"Fuck." Alan muttered. Tyrion had been told of their aquatics and was waiting for death before he realized that they were close to the water and whatever jumped up could potentially want another snack.
"Take my hand your grace." Owen instructed pulling him up.
"Well I think thats just about enough for today." Robert declared as he sopped to the ground. Cersei grit her teeth as he walked, his large stomach giggling with every step.
"Don't worry Cersei I'm fine." Robert assured with a smirk. He supposed he would have to fuck his wife if there were no whores here. Unless he could get to Lena. That was a better option.
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"Extraction is a delicate process." Lena remarked as she crouched before the plant. "Or as massacre depending on what we are extracting." she added as Maisie held out the vial.
Jaime and Arya leaned in watched as Lena stabbed the tip of her blade into the plant Maisie quickly put the vial under the spot collecting the thick translucent substance. Lena massaged the top of the plant and up the stem getting the rest out before Maisie capped it off tightly.
"You want the honors of the next one killer?" Lena asked Arya. She held out her dagger to Arya. "This one right here. You need good aim. Quick and fast."
"I can be quick." Arya agreed.
"Alright here is what I want you to do." Lena said bringing a hand to cup her mouth as she whispered in Arya's ear. Arya beamed back at her as she took the dagger. Lena nodded and Arya chopped the top of the flower off, the base of the flower but top of the stem.
"That was perfect." Lena declared as Arya carefully handed the intact flower bud to Maisie and she put it in a little wooden box.
"You want to give it a go?" Lena questioned holding the blade to Jaime. "Just right here. We want the flower intact." Lena informed him. "The pollens need to be severed from the stem, the flower will regrow in time if the severing is done correctly."
"What kind of flower is it?" Jaime questioned swiping the blade and delivering the flower head to Maisie.
"I call it the executioner."
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"It even lures insects into its deadly chambers, captures them, eats them and expels them!" Arya informed Ned and Sansa at supper.
Cersei thought that sounded like another creature on the island as she looked over at Lena and Jaime. Lena was practically in Jaime's lap they were sitting so close, her leg over his as Jaimes hand ran up and down her thigh.
"Maisie even said we could bring one back to the capital." Arya added happily.
"No." Cersei hissed right away.
"How was your ride?" Maisie questioned.
"Father fell off the dinosaur and I thought he would get eaten by a dinosaur." Joffrey declared a drawled out bored tone to his pompous voice. "Then this trip would have been exciting."
"Thank you son." Robert spat back.
"I'm glad you are alright your grace." Lena offered.
"Thank you gorgeous." Robert purred back at her. Lena had to hold back her gag.
"I'm suddenly full." Lena remarked getting up. "Care for a walk, Jaime?"
"Yes." Jaime agreed immediately. Lena grabbed his hand as they headed out. Cersei pushed her chair back up her dress got stuck under the leg of the chair as she tried to chase after them and she landed on her face.
"I want to show you something." Lena whispered. "Blue, come here girl." Lena called out. Jaime stared down at a pair of glowing eyes stared back at up them. "You want to meet my raptor?" Lena questioned as she jumped over the rail and sild down the pole into the pit. Jaime stared down at her as she lit a torch.
"What did you say about jumping?" Lena called out to him as Blue leaned into her.
"I like falling into your bed better." Jaime remarked as he climbed over the railing and slid down the pole to join her.
"Blue Jaime, Jaime, Blue." Lena introduced. "Oh you got some of what's her face stuck in your teeth." Lena mused and Jaime took a step back. "I'm kidding." She wasnt but she discreetly tossed aside necklace her intern assistant idiot had gotten stuck on Blue's mouth when the raptors were tearing her apart.
"Give me your hand scaredy cat." Lena instructed pulling Jaime forward. He stood behind her wrapping his arms around her and Blue growled at him. "Oh Blue doesnt like to share. Best pretend we are platonic and you don't want to shove your cock in me." Lena remarked with a cheeky grin. "Like I said pretend." she reiterated. "I know. You know. We know where this night is headed if you live."
"You don't know how to stop." Jaime laughed out.
"I really dont." Lena agreed as she placed Jaime's hand in front of blue. "Be brave. No cowardly lions allowed." Lena reminded him as he took a step forward and pressed his hand flat to Blue's head.
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Jump then Fall // Jaime Lannister
FanfictionGame of thrones x Jurassic World crossover 🦖 🦕 Its always fun family bonding at Jurassic Island. Robert Baratheon brings his family and newly appointed Hand, Ned to Jurassic Island for an adventure. 🐺 Lena and her brother Owen Grady are in f...