X Male Reader Oneshots

⚠️☁️Spencer Reid x male reader (criminal minds)

An:

So this is going to be a New Year's party angst with the team. I'm in a not good headspace so angst yummy. (I did add a fluff alternative ending) Mind you this is like a SMALL one shot I'm writing it in the moment it's not supposed to be good or long. I'm Vibing to that's us by Anton seabra while writing this so yeah. Enjoy.

Y/n pov

I down my second shot of whiskey of the night and i make a slight face as the copper liquid slides down my throat and i set down my cup on the small coffee table in front of me. The music so loud I can't hear anything and i can feel it vibrating in my eardrums. Emily sat next to me and she's so obviously drunk and she giggles and says to me basically yelling "y/n! Why are you just sitting here!? Shouldn't you be looking for someone to kiss! It almost midnight buddy!" I sigh and shout back "there's no point Em no one wants to be my midnight kiss and it's fine. I don't even know why I'm still here.. Morgan pressured me to come. You know i hate these kinds of things." Emily says "come oooooon y/n! Just.. go and kiss the guy you've been crushing on you got this." I look over at Reid as he laughs with some other people and i watch his smile. I wish he smiled at me like that. I sigh and say "Em.. I'm not drunk enough for that..." Emily says "you've got five minutes y/n.. id give it a shot dude! You never know until you tryyyyyy." And she walked away without another word. I sigh and i down another shot of whiskey and i stare at the clock and two minutes remain and I mumble to myself "alright fuck it.." and i get up and i walk over to Reid and i tap his shoulder and he looked over at me and he smiles softly and he says "hey Y/n what's up?" I look at the clock and i say "well its almost midnight." Reid says "indeed it is." And he smiled softly and i hear everyone start chanting the count down and my eyes immediately dart to Reid's lips and my thoughts were moving a million miles per Millisecond and i hear them shout one and without another thought i kissed him and i feel him tense under my kiss and he was frozen and i pull away and i look up into his eyes and he had his mouth open trying to say something but he was completely frozen and a stuttering mess but he was unable to get any words out. I mumble "I'm sorry I shouldn't have done that." And he was in a daze like state erand he just says "I'm sorry." I feel my heart shatter. He didn't feel the same. I nodded and i feel tears brim my eyes and i just sprint out of the party and to my car as I'm sobbing. How could i have been so stupid.. i get to my apartment and i fall asleep in my bed as i cried about how much a fool i am.

*Next day*

I walk into the building and i had my caffeine in hand and I couldn't stop thinking about that night. I look at my desk and i saw Reid waiting and i immediately walked away and ran up the stairs into hotch's office and i say "kick me off your team." Hotch looked at me and he raised his eyebrow and he says "what? no. why would i do that l/n." I say "either you kick me off and move me somewhere else or I'm quitting your team and going to the board." Hotch says " y/n you are a fantastic agent I'm not going to kick you off my team what is this all about." I groan and shout "i kissed Reid okay! And he doesn't like me back and I don't ever want to face him again." Hotch say "you have got to be kidding me y/n. That is the most childish bullshit I've ever heard in my life." I say "kick. Me. Off!" Hotch yells "no! End of the discussion!" I groan and say "fine I quit!" And i storm out of hotch's office and slam the door and i make eye contact with Reid and I mumble "shit." And i sprint down the stairs and i run out of the building and go home.

Later that day

Reid pov

I tap my fingers on my desk thinking about all the possibilities of why y/n stormed out i didn't know if I should ask hotch because he did not seem in the mood after the interaction with y/n and he kept glaring at me. I hear Emily mumble something about y/n and i look over at her and say "what about him? What happened?" Emily glared at me and she says "yeah of course i know what happened..." i say "well what happened where did he go?" Emily sighed and says "he quit the team." I stood up in shock and say "what!? What do you mean he quit the team he loves it here though." Emily says "it's because he never wants to see you again Spenser.. new years? Ring a bell."

(Okay this can go two ways angst or fluff you choose what you want to read.)

Angst:

I sigh and say "yeah it does. He just came up and kissed me and i really just don't like him like that.. but that doesn't mean he should quit the team. I'm gonna go try to talk to him and try to convince him to come back." And i grab my stuff and leave despite the protest from Emily and Morgan.

I get to y/ns apartment and i knock on the door and then suddenly it was open and y/ns eyes red from crying and he says "what the hell do you want Reid." I say "listen i need you to hear me out okay i just.. i see you as a really good friend y/n and i really just.. don't like you like that but i can't be the reason that you give up on all your dreams. We can just go back to how it was and be friends again like nothing even happened. What do you say." Y/n just started laughing and tears poured down his cheeks and he says "Spencer Reid. I never want to see you ever again." And he slammed the door right in my face and i stand there in total shock before walking away acknowledging the fact that he was not coming back.

Fluff:

I blush slightly and stutter out "y-yes i do in fact remember it. I remember everything Emily why do you ask." Emily says "Reid you just stood there! He thinks you fucking hate him! That's why he never wants to see you again!" I say "well it's not that i hate him quite the opposite actually but i just didn't know how to react i was in a state of-." Emily says "Reid! He just quit the team! You have to fucking fix this." My eyes widen and i stutter "y-you are absolutely right i will get right on that!" And i grab my bag and sprint out the doors.

I get you y/ns apartment and i knock on his door and i play with my hands and he opens the door and his cheeks stained with tears his eyes red from all the crying and he chokes out "what do you want spencer I don't want to see you." And he goes to shut the door and i blurt out "i like you y/n! I didn't know how to communicate it before and i froze because I didn't know what to do I couldn't believe what was actually happening.." he opened the door and mumbled "so you don't hate me?" I smile softly and say "of course not. Actually I'd like to take you out on a real date sometime but first i think we should go to hotch and fix what you did.." y/n rubbed the back of his neck and says "yeah id like that."

(Yeah i know its shitty but I literally wrote this in like 3 hours so shut. Hope you enjoyed bye.)