Vilkas: If I described my twin brother with one word, it would be--
Farkas: *bursts into room* I KID YOU NOT! MERDOGS EXIST!
Vilkas: ...
Farkas: AND THEY'RE CALLED SEALS!
Vilkas: Stop.
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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)
HumorExtremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...
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Vilkas: If I described my twin brother with one word, it would be--
Farkas: *bursts into room* I KID YOU NOT! MERDOGS EXIST!
Vilkas: ...
Farkas: AND THEY'RE CALLED SEALS!
Vilkas: Stop.
