Hela, covered with butterflies: Fun fact, these little beauties drink the blood of corpses.
Cyfrin, in tears: I know you're my patron but it's three in the godsforsaken morning...

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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)
UmorismoExtremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...
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Hela, covered with butterflies: Fun fact, these little beauties drink the blood of corpses.
Cyfrin, in tears: I know you're my patron but it's three in the godsforsaken morning...