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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Alduin: Gentle reminder not to eat too much before sleeping.
Vulsiklok: Niid.
Alduin: That was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance have stirred within me unholy amounts of rage.
Vulsiklok: You mean my word* of defiance?
Alduin: I want nothing more than to uppercut you straight through the gates of Aetherius.
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