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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Harolf: Snobby looking whelp told me to leave Falkreath. I asked 'by whose orders?' He said 'by order of the Jarl'.
Harolf: I picked him up and I tossed him. Turns out the Milk-drinker I tossed was the Jarl.
Harolf: Now my bounty in Falkreath Hold is high enough that I wish I could hunt me down.
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