Dibella, exasperated: Stop turning my temple INTO A PIGPEN!
Sanguine: Um, okay, yelling is rude. Plus I didn't do it directly and it was a birthday surprise for a friend. *Points to Daemion*
Dibella: AND YOU STOP HAVING BIRTHDAYS!
Daemion: Oh okay, shifting the blame, I see what you did there.
Sanguine: *smiles* Happy birthday, my brother.
Daemion, exhausted: Thanks.
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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)
UmorismoExtremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...