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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Azura: I'm tired of Dagoth-Ur's games, I'm sending you to stop him.
Nerevar: Okay, but this time, can I reincarnate as something bat-sh*t feral?
Azura: …Alright.
Cracker-Barrel: Thank you.
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