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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Skjør, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that last night I said I was the king of all ducks.
Farkas: I would… but I don't want to be the one to lie to the King of All Ducks.
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