-The College is in flames, students are missing and Ancano has sealed himself away with the Eye of Magnus-
Xerxeril: So... what’s going on?
Cyfrin: Would you like the long version or the short version?
Xerxeril, hesitantly: The short one, I suppose?
Cyfrin: Everything is f*cked.
Xerxeril, panicking: Oh. Well, yes, that’s certainly not an optimal situation--
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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)
HumorExtremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...
