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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Elborne: It's come to the point that if someone hugs me, I'll say "ouch".
Ymir: What? You're just that starved for affection?
Elborne: No, Erik constricted me in his arms and now there's bruises.
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