So I was riding a horse yesterday and it wouldn't do what I said and it kept going in the wrong direction. Now this horse hadn't been ridden in about 6 months and it was only green-broke.
Which means that the horse is able to ride, but won't follow directions as well as it should.
It suddenly reared up and I fell off my horse. I ended up landing on my side and my mom said I could have broken my arm.
Turns out my leg is just bruised and my are is just scratched because of my jacket I was wearing.
Now every time I get onto one knee to pick something up or whatever, it hurts like hell.
Now lemme tell you, speaking elvish to a horse doesn't work that well if it's not fully broke. Yeah, I tried to be Aragorn and calm down my horse. Epic fail!
Moral of the story: Only ride or speak to a horse in elvish if it's fully broken.
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