Randomness!

Hello!

*waves*

Hey guys. So I have a small announcement to make.

Pippin: You mean big.

Yes, big. Big - ish. Well, technically-

Merry: Get on with it already! I'm missing second breakfast!

Right well, this book is almost over and I just wanted to give you guys a heads up. I'll be ending it at 200 chapters.

Loki: That means I don't have to go through more of this.

Oh you're going onto the next one.

Dean: The next one? You mean we'll be back again?!

Oh yes. I'm making a sequel. But it won't be for a while.

Loki: There had to be a good side to this.

You could always end up in Dess' books.

Loki: .......

Anyway. I hope you all have been having a wonderful week! Just tell me which book you want updated and boom! It can be done!

Genie: You ain't never, had a, friend, like, meeeeeee!

Wow. That's a new one.

Dess: Genie! *hugs Genie*

Legolas: My eyes have been cheated by some spell.

Dess: Legolas! *hugs Legolas*

Pippin: *hugs Tarwa*

Thorin and Harmony: *hug each other*

*whispers*

I ship it. I ship it all...

*crashes sound*

No! Oh dear.

*more crashes and the sound of a pan hitting something*

I think my Wild Dess has hit her rebellious stage.

Dess: Just keep the candy stocked and the movies running.

Well at least one good thing came from all of this.

Loki: And what is that, puny mortal.

Bruce: *looks over counter* Puny god.

*chuckles*

I got Loki's helmet.

*holds it up*

Loki: Not again...

Wild Dess: *runs out from fort and grabs helmet*

No! Mine!

*chases as Loki follows*

Wild Dess: *runs into fort*

*immediately stops*

Loki: Why'd you stop?

Dude, no one enters a house of the Wild Dess.

Loki: And why is that?

One does not simply walk into the house. Its black sheets are guarded by more than just traps. There is craziness there that does not sleep. And the Wild Dess is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland. Riddled with fandoms and merchandise and tears. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly!

Tarwa, Dess and Harmony: Did you really just?

Yes. Yes I did.

Loki: Fine then mortal. I shall get it myself.

Oh no.

*three hours later*

Loki: *comes out scared but with the helmet*

Everyone else: *sitting and watching the Avengers while eating Pop tarts*

Quicksilver: You didn't see that coming... *falls*

Tarwa: No!

*looks over at Loki*

Oh hey. You so realise in all that time she could have copied your helmet and hid the real one somewhere.

Loki: This is the real one.

Dess: How do you know?

Loki: I can feel the magic.

The magic of friendship!

All: ........

Ahem. Well, over all you know I will be updating and writing a sequel to this. May your dreams be filled your favorite OTP'S and your ships that will never sail!