Story Ending Part 1

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Hello! Hello! And welcome to the first part of my Randomness goodbye ending!

Loki: Finally!

Oh hush it you. I could throw you into the Sherlock fandom if I wanted.

Dess: Believe me, she would.

Aren't you supposed to be working at Fandom Station or some sort?

Dess: I had a day off.

Ouch... Doctor Who fandom acting up again?

Dess: Oh no. This time it was just a burnt out characterization module. It needed cleaning so I left.

Ah.

Dean: You following this?

Sam: Not a clue.

Misha: GISHWHES!!

Dess: Misha!

Dean: Misha?

Sam: Oh not again.

Jack Sparrow: GISHWHES?

Misha: It's the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen.

Right so! The point of this being two parts is so I don't have to cram every fandom I know and love into one chapter. And don't take it seriously if you haven't heard of or seen a fandom or two.

Jeff: God knows that would take forever.

What the cRAP DESS! WHY IS JEFF HERE?!

Dess: I don't know?

Why did that sound like a question?

Dess: I don't know?

You are ever the voice of hope in my life.

Dess: Always here to help!

Canty: Jeff! Get back in your book! *chases Jeff back into ILP*

Um...

Dess: ...

Sam and Dean: ...

Jack Sparrow: ...

The World: ...

Misha: Join GISHWHES before it's too late!

Uh, okay. That's not the weirdest thing I've seen.

Tony Stark: Hello, ladies!

Pepper: No.

Loki: Mortals...

Bruce: Puny god.

Tony: Huge green rage monster.

Steve: Little man in a suit of armour.

Tony: Capsicle.

Coulson: Play boy.

Fury: Will you people shut the f -

Tony: Tsk, tsk. Steve would not approve.

Steve: That is never going to go away. Is it.

Harmony: No.

Q (the one played by John Delancey on Star Trek): Oh, if this wasn't so entertaining I'd add more entertainment. Ooh. On second thought. *snaps fingers* *Captain Picard, Captain Janeway and Commander Riker appear* Much better!

Picard, Janeway and Riker: Q!

Q: Lovely to see you again my dear Kathy!

Dean: Is that Q?

Sam: I think so.

Janeway: Q! Get me back to my ship!

Picard: I see you know Q as well?

Janeway: Too well!

Yeah that was a weird time.

Riker: Haven't we met before?

Janeway: It's a long story.

Q: It's been too long!

Dess: Okay what the hell is going on here?

Q: Well my fellow fourth wall breaker, we are from another dimension and in this universe we are but a TV show to you.

Harmony: Okay that actually makes sense.

Dean: Star Trek is a TV show. And they're standing in front of me.

Sam: Dude, you're drooling.

Dean: Shut up, no I'm not.

Misha: This is awesome.

This is new to me. Haven't had Star Trek in a while. Not with Supernatural that is.

Dean: Nope! This is not happening!

Misha: Oh so The French Mistake actually happened?

Sam: Unfortunately, yes.

This has gotten out of hand and I no longer know where I was going with this.

Q: Going with what?

Nothing...

Gandalf: The world may never know.

Q: That's unnatural.

Dean: Well may the force be with you and bye! *walks away with Sam following*

Janeway: I'm curious as to what that was all about.

It's a long story. Well, party time?

JARVIS: The "End of the World" party?

Yes sir!

*music begins as balloons begin to fall along with steamers and confetti*

Misha: Confetti it's a parade!

BilboRoth: Hello!

Hello! And I'm sorry for your loss.

BilboRoth: WE SHOULDN'T BE ON HIATUS FOR SO LONG!!

*silently inching out of room* I think I'll give this a total of 666 words.

Lucifur: I'm so proud!

Dude, really?

Dess: Bad Lucifur! Go back to where you came from!

Lucifur: *slinks back into the shadows*

Q: *snaps fingers as Janeway, Picard and Riker disappear* That was fun! Who next?

*laughs* Next chapter Q!

Q: Well then, good bye and see you later! *snaps fingers*

Well, bye guys!

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