Hello! Hello! And welcome to the first part of my Randomness goodbye ending!
Loki: Finally!
Oh hush it you. I could throw you into the Sherlock fandom if I wanted.
Dess: Believe me, she would.
Aren't you supposed to be working at Fandom Station or some sort?
Dess: I had a day off.
Ouch... Doctor Who fandom acting up again?
Dess: Oh no. This time it was just a burnt out characterization module. It needed cleaning so I left.
Ah.
Dean: You following this?
Sam: Not a clue.
Misha: GISHWHES!!
Dess: Misha!
Dean: Misha?
Sam: Oh not again.
Jack Sparrow: GISHWHES?
Misha: It's the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen.
Right so! The point of this being two parts is so I don't have to cram every fandom I know and love into one chapter. And don't take it seriously if you haven't heard of or seen a fandom or two.
Jeff: God knows that would take forever.
What the cRAP DESS! WHY IS JEFF HERE?!
Dess: I don't know?
Why did that sound like a question?
Dess: I don't know?
You are ever the voice of hope in my life.
Dess: Always here to help!
Canty: Jeff! Get back in your book! *chases Jeff back into ILP*
Um...
Dess: ...
Sam and Dean: ...
Jack Sparrow: ...
The World: ...
Misha: Join GISHWHES before it's too late!
Uh, okay. That's not the weirdest thing I've seen.
Tony Stark: Hello, ladies!
Pepper: No.
Loki: Mortals...
Bruce: Puny god.
Tony: Huge green rage monster.
Steve: Little man in a suit of armour.
Tony: Capsicle.
Coulson: Play boy.
Fury: Will you people shut the f -
Tony: Tsk, tsk. Steve would not approve.
Steve: That is never going to go away. Is it.
Harmony: No.
Q (the one played by John Delancey on Star Trek): Oh, if this wasn't so entertaining I'd add more entertainment. Ooh. On second thought. *snaps fingers* *Captain Picard, Captain Janeway and Commander Riker appear* Much better!
Picard, Janeway and Riker: Q!
Q: Lovely to see you again my dear Kathy!
Dean: Is that Q?
Sam: I think so.
Janeway: Q! Get me back to my ship!
Picard: I see you know Q as well?
Janeway: Too well!
Yeah that was a weird time.
Riker: Haven't we met before?
Janeway: It's a long story.
Q: It's been too long!
Dess: Okay what the hell is going on here?
Q: Well my fellow fourth wall breaker, we are from another dimension and in this universe we are but a TV show to you.
Harmony: Okay that actually makes sense.
Dean: Star Trek is a TV show. And they're standing in front of me.
Sam: Dude, you're drooling.
Dean: Shut up, no I'm not.
Misha: This is awesome.
This is new to me. Haven't had Star Trek in a while. Not with Supernatural that is.
Dean: Nope! This is not happening!
Misha: Oh so The French Mistake actually happened?
Sam: Unfortunately, yes.
This has gotten out of hand and I no longer know where I was going with this.
Q: Going with what?
Nothing...
Gandalf: The world may never know.
Q: That's unnatural.
Dean: Well may the force be with you and bye! *walks away with Sam following*
Janeway: I'm curious as to what that was all about.
It's a long story. Well, party time?
JARVIS: The "End of the World" party?
Yes sir!
*music begins as balloons begin to fall along with steamers and confetti*
Misha: Confetti it's a parade!
BilboRoth: Hello!
Hello! And I'm sorry for your loss.
BilboRoth: WE SHOULDN'T BE ON HIATUS FOR SO LONG!!
*silently inching out of room* I think I'll give this a total of 666 words.
Lucifur: I'm so proud!
Dude, really?
Dess: Bad Lucifur! Go back to where you came from!
Lucifur: *slinks back into the shadows*
Q: *snaps fingers as Janeway, Picard and Riker disappear* That was fun! Who next?
*laughs* Next chapter Q!
Q: Well then, good bye and see you later! *snaps fingers*
Well, bye guys!

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Randomness!
عشوائيAs the title and tags express, this is just a book of random things that happen. Some real, most not. Enjoy!