1. STAND STILL
2. REMAIN CALM
3. SCREAM:
"THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!"
"NEW MISSION: REFUSE THIS MISSION!"
"DON'T FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS!"
"DON'T LISTEN TO THAT LAST INSTRUCTION!"
"MAYONNAISE IS AN INSTRUMENT!"
4. SIT DOWN AND PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED
YOU ARE READING
Randomness!
RandomAs the title and tags express, this is just a book of random things that happen. Some real, most not. Enjoy!
